I just want my phonecall.
I had the craziest, most amazing dream of my life last night.
Okay. So. The first part of the dream definitely took place during TDK, but some things were different, so just bear with me. The first thing I remember that my friend coffeemione (with whom I do everything DK-related) and I were having lunch with Harvey and Rachel, and maybe Bruce - I kind of vaguely remember him being there, but he did absolutely nothing in my dream, so it doesn't really matter if he was there or not, lol. I don't know exactly WHY we were having lunch with Harvey and Rachel - I think we might have been assistant DA's or something, but I kind of got the vibe that I was Rachel's sister (??). I dunno. Anyway, we had this lunch, and the next thing I remember, coffeemione and I were visiting Harvey in the hospital after the Joker killed Rachel. We were trying to console him, but that didn't work AT ALL.
But THEN, the whole thing changed on me, and the two of us were visiting Harvey in the hospital AGAIN, but this time, we had Rachel with us - somehow, either Batman or the police got her out of the building before it exploded, but she wasn't completely unharmed - I think her leg was injured, shot or cut or something. So coffeemione and I took her to the hospital after Gordon got her out of the building, but she was really weak, and we had practically had to carry her up to Harvey's room. He was unconscious, the left side of his face completely covered in bandages; when Rachel saw him, she started crying, and then she passed out, so coffeemione left and got a doctor as I tried to wake her up. While I was shouting at her, Harvey woke up - he saw what was going on and started shouting, "Rachel? RACHEL! Is she okay, please tell me that she's okay! RACHEL!" coffeemione came back with the doctors, and they took Rachel away, and Harvey kept screaming, and it was very, very sad.
Then the dream skipped ahead a few months. The Joker and Scarecrow had escaped from Arkham and were on the loose, while Harvey and Rachel were still alive - and expecting a baby. coffeemione and I were having lunch with them again, and this time Bruce was DEFINITELY there, trying not to sulk but failing miserably. I think we were all discussing Harvey and Rachel's upcoming wedding or something, because Bruce got even MORE sulky, and coffemione just spent the whole time staring at him, (she has a major crush on our dear Brucie, lolol). After we all finished eating, Rachel and I left together, to run an errand or something, and coffeemione opted to stay behind and hang around with Bruce while Harvey went back to the DA's office, and that was the last time I saw the three of them in this dream.
So, after the lunch, Rachel and I went to our favorite mall, which was pretty small and not in the best part of Gotham. We shopped for about an hour (dream-time, lol), and at one point, we came out of a little bookstore and noticed that the mall was strangely empty for the middle of the day. We kept walking around, a little puzzled, when all of a sudden, the lights went out. We stopped in our tracks, and I heard Rachel say, "Don't. Move."
In the dark, we heard slow and deliberate footsteps, and then the unmistakable sound of a switchblade. And then the Joker start cackling. As he got closer, he turned on a few lights so that we could see him, and he looked pretty much the same, except that his shirt was yellow instead of blue, and his shoes were green. By the time he was right in front of us, there was enough light that I could see Scarecrow in the distance, just leaning against a doorway and watching us intently through his mask and generally just being REALLY SEXY.
Then the Joker spoke. He mostly just spoke to Rachel, but occasionally he turned and spoke to me, because you know how he loves to address his audience, heh heh. "You know, it's the ones that get away that really haunt you. Scarecrow and me, we were just talking about you, Rachel - about how we both got so close to killing you, and about how the Batman always got in the way. But not today."
At this point, Scarecrow started walking toward us. Oh, and I should mention - this whole time, Rachel had been holding her shopping bags in front of her, so the Joker couldn't see that she was pregnant.
Sooo after the Joker stopped talking, I think I butted in and said something stupid like, "Don't you dare hurt her." And he just LOOKED at me like I was the stupidest person on earth, and he said, "Haven't you been listening? I'm not gonna hurt her." He whipped out his knife and put it RIGHT up to my neck. Afjdhfkajd. "I'm gonna kill her. And maybe you too, if I feel up to it." Aaaand he winked. Magical.
By then, Scarecrow was standing behind the Joker, who nodded at him. Before we knew it, Scarecrow grabbed Rachel by the neck and threw her bags to the ground, and of course, the Joker noticed her stomach right away. He definitely cackled some more, and taunted her a lot with things like, "Who's kid is it, Two-Face or the Batman's?" More cackling, I think she managed to kick him once, and I guess I just stood there the whole time, because I was just too enthralled or frightened to really do anything useful. He might have tied me up. I don't really remember, this part is a little fuzzy. But I know he talked and taunted her some more about Batman, but then he said the thing that I will NEVER forget. Ever ever ever.
"So the Batman bought you a few months. But see, I really - I just wasn't finished with you yet. And so, here we are."
And then I woke up.
D:
But seriously, that was pretty much THE MOST AMAZING DREAM I EVER HAD.
I WANT MORE JOKER DREAMS KTHX.
EDIT: I was just tagged by sexyjohnlennon, soooo, here we... go!
Pick 10(ish) people and give them the "you made my day" award in no particular order. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.
1. coffeemione (even though I hate you right now!!!)
2. top_hatted_girl
3. crippled
4. sexyjohnlennon
5. broken_jigsaw
6. melina_agape
7. missski
8. sempiterna
9. iamstillthemoon
10. twinkletwilight
<3
Okay. So. The first part of the dream definitely took place during TDK, but some things were different, so just bear with me. The first thing I remember that my friend coffeemione (with whom I do everything DK-related) and I were having lunch with Harvey and Rachel, and maybe Bruce - I kind of vaguely remember him being there, but he did absolutely nothing in my dream, so it doesn't really matter if he was there or not, lol. I don't know exactly WHY we were having lunch with Harvey and Rachel - I think we might have been assistant DA's or something, but I kind of got the vibe that I was Rachel's sister (??). I dunno. Anyway, we had this lunch, and the next thing I remember, coffeemione and I were visiting Harvey in the hospital after the Joker killed Rachel. We were trying to console him, but that didn't work AT ALL.
But THEN, the whole thing changed on me, and the two of us were visiting Harvey in the hospital AGAIN, but this time, we had Rachel with us - somehow, either Batman or the police got her out of the building before it exploded, but she wasn't completely unharmed - I think her leg was injured, shot or cut or something. So coffeemione and I took her to the hospital after Gordon got her out of the building, but she was really weak, and we had practically had to carry her up to Harvey's room. He was unconscious, the left side of his face completely covered in bandages; when Rachel saw him, she started crying, and then she passed out, so coffeemione left and got a doctor as I tried to wake her up. While I was shouting at her, Harvey woke up - he saw what was going on and started shouting, "Rachel? RACHEL! Is she okay, please tell me that she's okay! RACHEL!" coffeemione came back with the doctors, and they took Rachel away, and Harvey kept screaming, and it was very, very sad.
Then the dream skipped ahead a few months. The Joker and Scarecrow had escaped from Arkham and were on the loose, while Harvey and Rachel were still alive - and expecting a baby. coffeemione and I were having lunch with them again, and this time Bruce was DEFINITELY there, trying not to sulk but failing miserably. I think we were all discussing Harvey and Rachel's upcoming wedding or something, because Bruce got even MORE sulky, and coffemione just spent the whole time staring at him, (she has a major crush on our dear Brucie, lolol). After we all finished eating, Rachel and I left together, to run an errand or something, and coffeemione opted to stay behind and hang around with Bruce while Harvey went back to the DA's office, and that was the last time I saw the three of them in this dream.
So, after the lunch, Rachel and I went to our favorite mall, which was pretty small and not in the best part of Gotham. We shopped for about an hour (dream-time, lol), and at one point, we came out of a little bookstore and noticed that the mall was strangely empty for the middle of the day. We kept walking around, a little puzzled, when all of a sudden, the lights went out. We stopped in our tracks, and I heard Rachel say, "Don't. Move."
In the dark, we heard slow and deliberate footsteps, and then the unmistakable sound of a switchblade. And then the Joker start cackling. As he got closer, he turned on a few lights so that we could see him, and he looked pretty much the same, except that his shirt was yellow instead of blue, and his shoes were green. By the time he was right in front of us, there was enough light that I could see Scarecrow in the distance, just leaning against a doorway and watching us intently through his mask and generally just being REALLY SEXY.
Then the Joker spoke. He mostly just spoke to Rachel, but occasionally he turned and spoke to me, because you know how he loves to address his audience, heh heh. "You know, it's the ones that get away that really haunt you. Scarecrow and me, we were just talking about you, Rachel - about how we both got so close to killing you, and about how the Batman always got in the way. But not today."
At this point, Scarecrow started walking toward us. Oh, and I should mention - this whole time, Rachel had been holding her shopping bags in front of her, so the Joker couldn't see that she was pregnant.
Sooo after the Joker stopped talking, I think I butted in and said something stupid like, "Don't you dare hurt her." And he just LOOKED at me like I was the stupidest person on earth, and he said, "Haven't you been listening? I'm not gonna hurt her." He whipped out his knife and put it RIGHT up to my neck. Afjdhfkajd. "I'm gonna kill her. And maybe you too, if I feel up to it." Aaaand he winked. Magical.
By then, Scarecrow was standing behind the Joker, who nodded at him. Before we knew it, Scarecrow grabbed Rachel by the neck and threw her bags to the ground, and of course, the Joker noticed her stomach right away. He definitely cackled some more, and taunted her a lot with things like, "Who's kid is it, Two-Face or the Batman's?" More cackling, I think she managed to kick him once, and I guess I just stood there the whole time, because I was just too enthralled or frightened to really do anything useful. He might have tied me up. I don't really remember, this part is a little fuzzy. But I know he talked and taunted her some more about Batman, but then he said the thing that I will NEVER forget. Ever ever ever.
"So the Batman bought you a few months. But see, I really - I just wasn't finished with you yet. And so, here we are."
And then I woke up.
D:
But seriously, that was pretty much THE MOST AMAZING DREAM I EVER HAD.
I WANT MORE JOKER DREAMS KTHX.
EDIT: I was just tagged by sexyjohnlennon, soooo, here we... go!
Pick 10(ish) people and give them the "you made my day" award in no particular order. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own.
1. coffeemione (even though I hate you right now!!!)
2. top_hatted_girl
3. crippled
4. sexyjohnlennon
5. broken_jigsaw
6. melina_agape
7. missski
8. sempiterna
9. iamstillthemoon
10. twinkletwilight
<3