Uhhhhhh.....................................................................................................the dumpster at McAlister's Deli caught on fire today and burned up all the trash. Burning trash smells oddly enough like coconu shrimp that's been left out for two days and set on fire ( Read more... )

I would wish for a tasty fish.

I just got through watching Hitchhiker's Guide and it owns all life on
dead planets. I don't want to ruin anything for anyone who wants to see it,
but the opening sequence plays a song "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish"
while showing clips of sychronized dolphin swimming.

Can't wait for "Restaurant" now.

1. Total number of music files on my computer ( Read more... )

i'M REALLY SCARED OF EXTREME NAPOLEON DYNAMITE FANS.
iT'S NOT THAT GREAT OF A MOVIE. i MEAN........

SUPRISE ( Read more... )

Here are the events of today so far in complete random order ( Read more... )

Deep in the underbelly of the world is the beast that drives us ( Read more... )

Ok.I've got an idea for a tv show ( Read more... )

It's been a while since my last entry.I've been in Alaska hunting wolverines with my uncle. I got mauled a few times but NO FUSS. NO MUSS.
I'm glad to be back on the mainland where the days are normal and the air is thick.

The following is taken from a badass conversation I had with LiveJournal.

BB:Anyway, how are you LiveJournal?
LJ: I'm Kool and ( Read more... )

I know you can't read this but,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!!