ST FIC - If at first you don't succeed

[buhnebeest]

Title: If at first you don't succeed
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Gaila bff-ery
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Cracky porn? Or porny crack.
Warning: Sex, masturbation & in-depth discussion of male genitalia, as said by elfsausage, who beta'd this and is awesome.
A/N: This is a response to this prompt at the

Comments

[sangueuk]

Loved this, especially the alien voodoo. Also Gaila was hilarious!

[quiet__tiger]

This was such a fun read! Funny and cracky but with a real conflict and a sprinkling of romance with Jim. I loved Gaila as the sex sidekick trying to help Jim succeed. Thanks for posting!

[buhnebeest]

Thank you!

[buhnebeest]

Thanks! Glad you liked Gaila, I totally love her :D

[badwolf36]

I have so much love for this fic. :D Jim being allergic to all the sex aids, Bones being sweet about it all in his perfectly gruff way, Gaila being epicly awesome and strip yahtzee. Brilliant. I also loved that Jim absentmindedly hands Gaila a dildo. I about died laughing. Thanks so much for sharing!

[buhnebeest]

Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed :D

[weepingnaiad]

This was a fun ride! I loved Gaila's 'help' and her assertion that since she gave up having sex with Jim he was going to succeed so that he could at least hear about it.

All the alien 'aid's that Jim was allergic to were so Jim!

[buhnebeest]

Thanks! btw, so much love for the Gaila!icon :D

[damnednforsaken]

I am giggling insanely and getting strange looks from my dad and my brother. The funniest thing is that I can't explain what gave me the giggles.

Hot and funny and the image of Jim fisting himself: UNF (jsyk, I had to type that three times before i got it right.)

[buhnebeest]

*grins* Yeah, better not explain that.. Though it would make for an interesting conversation :D

Thanks!

[vickyblueeyez]

lol the imagery. I imagine Kirk looking at Bone's cock side ways and poking at it in shock. XD

[buhnebeest]

LOL that is an *awesome* image :D