Strange Expectations

[builderofxeno]

 So, as far as I can tell the 24-Hour news media expects Obama to wade into the Gulf of Mexico, remove his pants, and cock-slap the oil leak until it stops.

Comments

[not_a_girl]

I'm pretty sure we're just fucked on this front, no matter what.

[builderofxeno]

Oh definitely. There's no happy ending to this.

[__gilded_lace]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that feeling.

Maybe, instead, Obama could pull a Moses and part the oil-filled sea?

[builderofxeno]

Nah, I think the whole parting-the-sea trick is a Jew thing. Maybe he can bust out some kind of African-Muslim-fascist-communist-socialist-Hitler powers or something.

[__gilded_lace]

That would be pretty cool. I'd also like to see him ride a shark.

[leftofdarkness]

His superpowers are strange and mysterious, to be sure. And here I was thinking he was just a good orator with perhaps a little more sense than most politicians. Obviously that alone is not enough.