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Writer's Block: Cookies

Feb 04, 2009 09:20

writer's block

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clareclearwater February 4 2009, 14:30:37 UTC

Did you get any good fortune?

built_tofail February 4 2009, 17:27:10 UTC

I actually don't think so. I'm pretty sure I got that fortune last year when a bunch of drama was going down.

skapunkemohckid February 4 2009, 16:58:46 UTC

This wasn't advice, but the strangest thing I ever received from a "fortune" cookie was a slip of paper which read: When you squeeze and orange, orange juice comes out. Because that's what's inside.

I once had a fortune cookie tell me that it was a good time to pursue a new relationship. I took it as a sign. It was wrong.

(I suppose when you have a mongolian grill in your dining hall and get a fortune cookie every day, you probably shouldn't trust them.)

built_tofail February 4 2009, 17:43:27 UTC

Haha wow.. talk about stating the obvious.
My favorite "fortune" I've seen is "see previous cookie," which my friend Kim got a few years ago.

skapunkemohckid February 4 2009, 21:04:54 UTC

That's awesome! I'm waiting to get one that's like : help! I'm trapped in this fortune cookie machine. If you're reading this, tell my wife I love her...

Or...run! Zombies have invaded the city!

sir_randy February 5 2009, 02:02:57 UTC

I think the cookie was mistaken. I believe you were supposed to take the last one from the left.

built_tofail February 5 2009, 04:57:08 UTC

Cookies don't lie. I would have thought you'd be well aware of that fact.

sir_randy February 5 2009, 12:10:30 UTC

Good point. Cakes, however, are notorious liars.