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so me and Cathie got our wedding bands over the weekend, her band is still being 'made' but i got to wear mine home. I'm a little worried and will probably take it back because it's making my finger itch in a weird way, just like all types of metal i have EVER come into contact with. I can't even have phsyical contact with surgical steel, is that ( Read more... )

"Revolution is just as unsatisfactory a means of settling disputes as is war. If it be impossible to vanquish a hostile idea except by smashing the skull in which it is contained; it it be impossible to appease a hostile heart except by pericing it with a bayonet, then, of course, fight ( Read more... )

Well my ultraconservatie baptist, republican Grandma from Iowa came down over the weekend.... I know I'm suppose to respect my elders and love them and stuff but sometimes I'm hard pressed not to slap my grandma and yell at her to wake up and smell the frickin coffee (or flowers). She remains convinced that everything edible in Missouri is made ( Read more... )

Please...patron with crutches and pessimistic attitude, stop making snot swallowing sounds. You have been here almost 2 hours now and you keep grating snot from your throat and swallowing it, loudly in a disgusting slurping fashion. I'm not sure I could ever eat Ramen noodles without bringing this to my warped and bruised mind. You are evil, or ( Read more... )

I must be bored, I'm posting ( Read more... )

dash and leap away
but old age will
still find your footfall
and put you one leg in the grave.

Why do people feel the need to blow their nose on our computer monitors? It's really disgusting.

Dear Mofo:

Please do not use every staple in the copy room to staple our floor. Our copy room floor is fine and does not need to be stapled, FUCKWIT. And please return the stapler. It's ours because it says Swingline on it.

Wow I haven't posted in a long time. Bad Buio! What a weird ass weekend, my fiance got a girlfriend and spent most of the weekend 'sleeping' over at her house and coming home sore and smelling like girls around noon on saturday and again today hehe. She met this nice girl in her class who abducted her and took her to Soco, which I guess is a gay ( Read more... )