Ultimate Badass?

[bulgaroctonus]

My friend Alex, onerangerfan, has recently declared Indiana Jones to be the ultimate Badass. This is patently untrue. While Indiana Jones kicks ass, it is impossible to say that he is the Ultimate Badass. Sean Connery is the ultimate badass. No matter who he is, where he is, he is the Ultimate Badass. He is the one and only true Bond. He is

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[onerangerfan]

BLASPHEMY!!!! You sir are just plain wrong. As I've already explained, Sean Connery cannot kick ass as James Bond because of venerial diseases. He was a pansy as Indiana Jones' father and no where near as badassfull. The Rock sucked ass, he wasn't even the most badass guy in there, the villian was. And The Avengers? That really sucked. Scottish, alright, he's cool because of that but not anywhere near as badass as Indiana Jones.

Nobody can touch Indiana Jones. No one.