thank the moon's gravitational pull

[bulkor]

For the second time this week the bathroom on this floor has somehow locked itself shut with nobody in it, and for the second time I have had to MacGuyver it open. I don't know what causes it to stop working, but we do have a French guy living in the room down the hall now, which means the easiest explanations are

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[ghoumschloqie]

You know what you are? Besides MacGuyver... you're a survival horror game. Without the horror... and the survival. Each time you pick the lock it gets more difficult.

"Justin has found the square peg crank" "Sweet! All I need now is the knight chess piece!"

[bulkor]

That's right, I'm the master of unlocking.