smell the fear, taste the horror

[bulkor]

My house has a dude kitchen. People who have lived in houses with multiple male residents and a shared cooking area should know what I mean, even if I made that up just right now. Dude kitchen is a place very much like the Earth we know, and yet subtly, sinisterly different. It is a place where strange coincidences are commonplace, where logic

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[radioronin]

Remember that suite I had sophomore year in college? The one with three-month-old pizza boxes and roaches everywhere? I think you just gave me a name for it...

You are definitely an exception to the following (see stir fry reference above), but I look at the crap many of my male friends are happy to sustain themselves on (especially, I must say, the Midwesterners) and I'm just shocked they haven't already keeled over.