SNOE ADVENCHUR

[bulky_monster]

X-posted to LSG.

So we’re being hit by this ginormous blizzard and all the schools are closed, businesses have been closing all day, even the hospital sent us home a bit early. Everyone seems to be on the way home early. The roads are terrible, I mean absolutely shitty, you can’t see anything but snow and blurry lights, the sky is dark, and my

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[glamourcorpse]

Seriously. 99% of the people out today get it, snow sucks, driving is hard and people WILL GET STUCK. He's the horrible retarded 1% that is a complete moron or evil. Or both. Fecal Twat Nugget.

[bulky_monster]

Fecal twat nugget? Awesome.

[holdouttrout]

Excellent comeback, and even better timing. :-)

[bulky_monster]

Thanks, I enjoyed it ;-)

[adaliazandra]

You, my dear, are made of WIN. Dare I say, even EPIC WIN!

I may have to adopt the word douchenozzle. It has a certain flair to it. :-)

[bulky_monster]

I can't take credit for it... I believe that one, as with several of my favorite phrases, was stolen from cthulhulovesme

It was fun! Now I'm drinking chardonnay, reading a book about dissociative identity disorder/MPD (which is basically the trashy novel of psychology geeks), and pondering writing a really terrible plot bunny involving Alt!Ten and Jackie Tyler's baby and a Beatles song.

[adaliazandra]

Sounds like a great evening! :-)

My housemate and I boiled and roasted a 10 pound smoked ham. With brown sugar and cinnamon rubbed into it and cloves poked into the skin. Together, we ate about 2 pounds of it and tinned the rest for later.

It was very very tasty.

I ate way too much.

::happy food coma::

[bulky_monster]

Ew. I don't like ham, but I'm glad you enjoyed yourself ;-)