Always an usher...never a best man.

[bull159]

I just want to vent. I've been in in 2 wedding parties in my life so far, plus my own wedding last year. come next July, i will have been in three more, totaling six all together. I guess i just feel a little jealous of all those guys that are going to be best men and i'm never going to experience it (not unless i get a whole new group of

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[delfonic]

I'm in the same boat pal...all my closest friends have brothers except for one. He and I made a pact to be eachother's best men, but I'm not so confident in it anymore.

business venture

[bull159]

these guys wouldn't know real best man potential if it bit them in the ass dude. how about we start a best man service for best man rentals. We'll call it Fontanopoulos Rent-A-Man. Rent any type of man you want. A father for those days that you need to be disciplined. A brother for those days you need to be beat up on. Or a best man, for those situations when you can't choose between your friends or family. Our motto can be Fontanopoulos Rent-A-Man: The best man..better man!

A message from Big Dickie

[anonymous]

I know how you feel. Damn it don't you wish that we all had sisters? At least you are guaranteed Godfather rights to my first born and all of my illegitimate children that I don't know about that live in Oneonta. That is a plus. You can be the mac-daddy godfather! I'll get you a hat and pinky ring (your dad I think has all the rings left over from the 70s). Your set. Fuck your cousins their old school. I guess all those years they shared a bed as kids really had a strange effect on them. huh. lolololol
-Big Rich