The new premier league is going to be fucking A.

A for awesome!

Nani, Anderson Hargreaves, and possibly Teves?

Stop us. Go on. You can't.

And in other news, Widnes are top of the league, having beaten our main rivals twice and sailing towards promotion. Hope we get it.

What do you call obsessive fans of wikipedia?

Wikipedophiles?

My last journal entry came off as whiney, instead of the sarcasm I was genuinely going for.

You don't really think I whine like that do you?

Oh shit, you do.

When you get older birthdays become something less than exciting.

I got up and it was something of a chore. I had to buy cakes, pretend to be happy, oh god Im such a grumpy old bastard.

But not without reason.

Im 26 and I look 46. Im on a diet which can only be described as draconian foodage and I'm tiiiired.

Happy birthday to my favourite poster on all of the internets!

Oh wait...that's me.

Oh well.

What have you all got for me? :D

Basically there are a lot of people on my f/list that I don't know a whole lot about. I have about 10 people who are erstwhile commenters but there are a lot of you who are a silent majority...tell me a little bit about yourselves ( Read more... )

My favourite website is down. No amount of plotting, skullduggery or out and out knuckle grinding work can alleviate the amount of boredom I am facing this morning ( Read more... )

I think I can be accused of neglecting a few people on here ( Read more... )

Eatster...today I finally downloaded Grace by Bucley and played it from 8am onwards....whilst playing snooker and pool and eatging my wegjt in cvhocolate.

Good times!

So did anyone fall for my feeble april fools joke?

I got tired after it after only two entries. If I'm being honest...I should have announced it only a few days before.......

ANyway, it was plainly obvious, hope no-one is too mad! :D