He's so goddamn slick that, seriously, listen to this, he's so slick, that he looks just like fuckin Elvis when he's warming up for roller hockey. And R. Jones...dont even get me started. He's got such charm, that he can sit and play a video game and eat steak and guess what happens?..drunk 40-somethin-year-old chicks hit on him in HIS OWN HOUSE.
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