First Shot

[bulletserenade]

[As the phone clicks on, a woman's voice is heard in the background.]

Get dressed, honey, or you'll be late for school!

Okay.

I don't know what the hell is going on here, but someone needs to tell me why I'm stuck in an ancient town with a creepy woman claiming to be my mother. And why I'm wearing these weird pajamas. And who the hell dressed me

Comments

Wilhelm Jr. is such a beautiful name

[magiccaster]

[Oh hey, guess who also woke up in the same house.]

Jr.?

Isn't it?

[bulletserenade]

[Yay someone that isn't insane.]

...MOMO? How'd you get here?

He should introduce himself to everyone now with that name

[magiccaster]

[Yay someone that isn't a drone or a troll, you mean.]

I don't know, but, um...

...do you know a Wilhelm?

Yeah... no. XD

[bulletserenade]

[Yes. Yes, good point.]

Yeah, I do. Wish I didn't.

Wait, you know him too, don't you?

[bogusmagicker]

. . . You are in the town of Mayfield. You have been kidnapped. You will not be able to return.

[bulletserenade]

[Silence for a minute as he processes this.]

...That's not funny, y'know.

[bogusmagicker]

[Yuki considers this.]

No. It is not.

[bulletserenade]

[Well he wasn't expecting that kind of a response.]

Good to know we agree, then.

[nikuplz]

I don't get it either.

[bulletserenade]

Glad to hear I'm not the only sane person here.

What the hell is this place?

[hourai_branch]

Welcome to Mayfield!

[bulletserenade]

Mayfield? Never heard of it. What planet is that on?

[hourai_branch]

Nowhere?

[bulletserenade]

It's got to be somewhere.