I need a freaking JOB!!!!!

I

am

sad

Microscopes. They're neato ( Read more... )

I want to inundate you with my ponderings. Auditorily impregnate you with my thoughts. And as you read, you are reading still with YOUR voice in YOUR head, reading my words to you as though you had thought them yourself. You recite my recitation and give voice to my silent markings that will take on the forms of sentences and paragraphs. I am the ( Read more... )

Well, actually that's not true. It's more like seventeen days left, but only during ten of those will I be slaving away. Huzzah!

In other news, believe it or not, I am STILL sick. This is the longest illness for me in a long time. Its been about a month and me and the babies keep reinfecting each other.

Oh, crap. The Bug is PISSED. Later . . .

It's difficult to feel intimidated by people once you realize that they used to be babies.

"What? That's supposed to scare me? Look, buddy, you used to be bald with stubby little legs and no teeth, and you couldn't figure out how to use the toilet. Get lost!" :)

That's me, by the way ( Read more... )

I just put the babies down to nap early. I felt like I'd cheated the system, like I'd finally gotten wise. Then I remembered that putting them down earlier only means they'll wake up earlier: D'oh ( Read more... )

Okay, I stole that from an episode of Futurama. But it's apt. APT I SAY ( Read more... )

So, yeah, I've been thinking of Simon lately, whether I should or not. Mostly because he's doing what he SHOULD be doing with his life, and getting down in the muck, and running his hands through the dirt, and handing things over to people that need them who haven't asked and couldn't ask even if they wanted to. REAL things, man, REAL people, REAL ( Read more... )