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ok, so meghan and i were talking and she was saying the funniest stuff about my parents
me- i came out to them a long time ago
meghan- I thought you went back in.
me- nope
meghan-What with your parents being freaks and all, and how we had to keep it a secret that we were watching But I'm a Cheerleader at your party
me- no, they juss dont like lesbian movies
me- or lesbian anything
meghan-ah
I had this great mental image just now
Of your parents sitting at the table quietly, eating breakfast
and suddenly you jump out from the kitchen door and go "LESBIANS!"
hahaha
lmao
And your parents doing spit takes
And then you sit down to breakfast and start coughing...
...*cough*Lesbians*cough*
*cough*
"Could you pass the lesbians?"
"WHAT?"
"Could you pass the syrup?"
You should make desert one night.
"What are we having?"
"Some smooth, creamy lesbians, smothered in chocolate syrup."
"...huh?"
"Cheesecake. We're having cheesecake with some chocolate syrup. Want some?"
Not only would they cry, but they'd probably leave all the cheescake for you.
Doubly awesome.
me- cant stop laughing, must get oxygen
meghan- "Oh god, Mom, Dad, I can't breathe, call the lesbians!"
"WHA?"
"Call 911!"
lmao, shes sop much fun
me- i came out to them a long time ago
meghan- I thought you went back in.
me- nope
meghan-What with your parents being freaks and all, and how we had to keep it a secret that we were watching But I'm a Cheerleader at your party
me- no, they juss dont like lesbian movies
me- or lesbian anything
meghan-ah
I had this great mental image just now
Of your parents sitting at the table quietly, eating breakfast
and suddenly you jump out from the kitchen door and go "LESBIANS!"
hahaha
lmao
And your parents doing spit takes
And then you sit down to breakfast and start coughing...
...*cough*Lesbians*cough*
*cough*
"Could you pass the lesbians?"
"WHAT?"
"Could you pass the syrup?"
You should make desert one night.
"What are we having?"
"Some smooth, creamy lesbians, smothered in chocolate syrup."
"...huh?"
"Cheesecake. We're having cheesecake with some chocolate syrup. Want some?"
Not only would they cry, but they'd probably leave all the cheescake for you.
Doubly awesome.
me- cant stop laughing, must get oxygen
meghan- "Oh god, Mom, Dad, I can't breathe, call the lesbians!"
"WHA?"
"Call 911!"
lmao, shes sop much fun