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[bullsonparade]

I have lived in my apartment for almost three years. I love my building. There are musicians on every floor and practicing is just something weve all grown accustomed to hearing throughout the day. A drummer lives below me (hes actually a friend from school) with three double bassists. They practice and host rehearsals and jam sessions alll the

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[nappytasha]

You should knife those bitches. Or, smear cat shit on their door handle.

[bullsonparade]

brilliant suggestions! I ran into one of the cunt rags in the elevator and I thought about projectile vomiting on her face, but I didn't want to ruin my nice coat. The cat poop is a good idea, especially today. (Fig got into the trash last night, thus horrible slimy poop spells)

[nappytasha]

Oh man, slimy poop! Hopefully if you do happen to rub poop on their doornob, it will be slimy enough to drip on to the floor in front of their door, causing them to track it into the house with their feet.

[nappytasha]

Oops, that was me.