Just got back from live election coverage at a bar in South County. T'was fun seeing Obama when while on my fourth vodka cranberry.

I'm floating.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

...off to bed.

Beer and I still don't get along.

I've run out of truths for my Truth Week. Shit.

I really like to poop while on the clock.

I'm tall, and it's about time that I've accepted this, but inside I'm really a small person.

I am absolutely powerless without my sideburns. I already miss them so.

I have a general dislike for cyclists. I've never really known why.

You too, Lance Armstrong.

I like boobies, I really do, but I have an irrational fear of the vagina.

Be careful out there, friends.

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The first time I saw The Matrix: Reloaded, I didn't really notice that they had a new actress for the oracle. It wasn't until I was talking to people later that I found out it was a totally different person.