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[bulstroding]

The castle is unusually quiet as of late. It must be the impending summer vacations. Must remember to ask someone when they start again. Time has a habit of dragging here, and then suddenly flying by. As if you needed further proof that Dumbledore was mad.

Rumors are that there are multiple pregnancies at Hogwarts. I must call the chastity belt

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[dracolicious]

Well, considering the unlikelihood of some of the female populous of our generation breeding, naturally someone will need to take up the slack.

Note, I cited our generation.

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[bulstroding]

That's why Mother had two children. Saves me the trouble. Besides, the sister is much better suited for reproduction anyway. Mother's a bit leery about my personal genes.

M. Bulstrode.

[dracolicious]

To each his or her own, I suppose . . . way to keep one's trim, svelte figure. I'm not allowing myself to become outnumbered, so I'll be quite satisfied with one.

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[bulstroding]

A wise choice.

[mr_thomas]

now what colour would these belts come in? would there be a possiblity of accesorizing?

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[bulstroding]

Once the bastard is willing to talk I can get back to you. As of now we're scheduled to speak this Thursday.

M. Bulstrode.

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[mr_thomas]

ok well I'm on the edge of my seat. See if you can get mark down ones for us who don't think they can make the full commitement

[weaselette]

I was going to sign up for voluntary sterilization, but chastity belts sound a bit better. Less painful.

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[bulstroding]

Weaslette, I'm proud and v. v. touched. You have earned yourself an honorary position on the Chastity team. If you'd like to hand them out (once we get them) you are more then welcome to.

M. Bulstrode.