1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi ( Read more... )

the smell of autumn leaves crunching under my feet. pumpkin pie. log fires. marijuana brownies. popping a huge zit. rescuing insects from swimming pools. giving exact change. laughing during movies with my parents. falling asleep in the sun. being greeted by my dog. making the gas pump stop on an exact dollar amount. mentally undressing a cute ( Read more... )

I'll be fine. I just need to keep my shit locked down.

Woohoo! I went and got my Las Vegas Night outfit! (Las Vegas Night is a big las-vegas themed party here on campus, it's the biggest party of the year, people get crazy and wear all sorts of crazy things and are generally drunken whores ( Read more... )

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 Action Bastard is going on a strict diet. I haven't been paying attention to how much I feed him, and he does this frantic starvation dance whenever he sees me walk into the room, but I noticed today that he is positively obese. He has a great big pot belly. He will not be alone however, I managed to gain 2 lbs this week because I've been ( Read more... )

The p-chem assistant professor, a new guy who is running our labs, is a bit of a bastard. But I also think that he's afraid of me. I still haven't finished the lab that was due last tuesday, and usually if a lab is late the lab instructor will email you or be like "yo, did I get your lab?". But he waited almost an entire week to say something, and ( Read more... )

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Why why why can't I just sit down and finish my damned p-chem lab report? I know what I have to do, I am perfectly capable of doing the work, the experiment was extremely straightforward, but I cannot force myself to sit down and crap out the necessary words. Where do you get motivation when it completely deserts you? Can you somehow magically ( Read more... )

Ugh yet more evidence that the medical staff at my college is completely useless. It's been 4 days since my bike crash and my knee abrasions haven't been healing very well. When the nurse was putting the bandage on my knee after my crash, I pointed to some black dots in the abrasions and asked if we should maybe get them out. She said no, it's ( Read more... )