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[bumper3chic]

MY FRIENDS ARE HOMOZYGOUS FOR ROCK!

(paraphrased from Orr.)

"Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other's gold..."

5,000,000 life points to the first person who posts the lyrics to "I Have Something in my Pocket," the version we sang at BROWNIES, not any made-up version, you pervs.

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[sagittaire]

We never sang that one, but I still remember the lyrics our rousing choruses of "God Bless My Underwear" and "The Bedbug Song" so I'll post one of those:

I woke up Sunday morning, you won't guess what I saw
The skeeters and the bedbugs were having a game of ball.
The score was 19-20, the skeeters were ahead
Till the Bedbugs hit a home run that knocked me out of bed, singin'
Eenie eenie meanie miney mo, catch a whiffle-waffle by the toe and if he
Hollers hollers hollers, let him go, singing
Eenie eenie meanie miney mo.

I don't know what a whiffle-waffle is. At the time, I thought it was some kind of tiger, based on the original song. As I've gotten older, the image has changed to a U.S. Congressman with an inconsistent voting record.

That's good for partial life points, right?

[itzhobbs]

oh i'll tell you what's in my pocket. ;)

[keysersoze5050]

I don't know, I'll have to settle for 0, does that mean I'm dead.