Happy Fourth of Something, I think ( Read more... )

Because it's hard to think I'll never get another chance, to hold you... to hold you.
I have a Slurpee!

Muhahahaha!
No, I don't hate you,
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You smell.
If you're so fucking cool, why aren't you here?
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I am home once more.
Boys that wear pink shirts proclaiming "Tough Guys wear Pink" are in need of face punches.
I have a great dislike for people; you know who you are.
To those I give a damn about; take care,
else: rot in hell,
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See, I posted!
I'll be gone again next week,
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When you're full of beer don't attempt to run across a parking-lot while holding a lady. This thought makes a lot of sense at the moment, but at the time "run!" was the best choice available. Falling forward and... bamn ( Read more... )

I have returned,
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Hehe,
The last Pizza box we opened was the one with the secret message.
Very nice, and who was into the "Stuff" that I keep in Diaper boxes? Someone was trying to steal it all away!

Oh, I'm heading out.
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This is a post,
rawr!

You have read my post,
I hope you have been enlightened,
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We're doing grammar in my German class, which has proven to be hilarious to my humor detector. Why is this funny? I believe that before going forward and figuring out the grammatical rules for a foreign language you should have a firm grasp on your native language's rules. It makes it difficult for the teacher to describe the rules of declension ( Read more... )