The more and more I think about it, that was the best summer of my life.

Today I heard "American Pie" playing in another room and I almost started to cry.

I guess I just never realized what a heartfelt song it is.

Maroon5, I only like you for your hits.

I decided I had better define our relationship so you don't think we're getting serious.

Fuck this.

And now my carless ass has to walk to work.

I am chris bunce and I have sex with goats

I am the worlds biggest nancy boy and lick my own ass like a cat Love Tom Haley

Look at me. I'm cool like Tom Haley and I update on my Livejournal while I'm supposed to be working and taking care of old men who want screws that we do not carry. He's cutting plexiglass like a nancyboy right now. Sometimes I wish I were as manly as Tom Haley, which is pretty ironic. He cut the plexiglass wrong so now he has to cut it all over ( Read more... )

Look at me. I'm cool like Tom Haley and I update on my Livejournal while I'm supposed to be working and taking care of old men who want screws that we do not carry. He's cutting plexiglass like a nancyboy right now. Sometimes I wish I were as manly as Tom Haley, which is pretty ironic. He cut the plexiglass wrong so now he has to cut it all over ( Read more... )

If my life so far has taught me anything, it's that there are billions of individuals in the world. Humans, including myself, have a tendency to think that every one of those individuals is not an individual at all, but a member of a larger, more general group. Looking through our eyes, it is difficult to see each person as their own person; it is ( Read more... )