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[bunchasavages]

[Here's a nice view of Randal's crappy room. It's messier than it was before, if that's possible. He hasn't been doing his laundry - sorry, Joker - and so dirty clothes are piling up. This isn't commentary on his hygiene; he'll do it when he runs out of clean clothes. You all can sympathize

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[love_dont_roam]

So if I aim lower, does that constitute a divorce?

[bunchasavages]

I don't believe in divorce.

[love_dont_roam]

You know every time someone says that a barrister falls down dead.

[bunchasavages]

Come on. I'll be a good husband. You can go to work.

I'll stay home and take care of the kids.

[veni_vidi_valui]

The cuisine is foul.

[bunchasavages]

The cuisine? Lady, it's not the fucking Rainbow Room.

[veni_vidi_valui]

The what?

[bunchasavages]

...Really?

[dominie]

How long were you in prison?

[bunchasavages]

Three hours.

1/3

[dominie]

2/3

[dominie]

He just read everything he could. :|

[a_bit_put_upon]

...Initial good sense aside, you become more horrifying by the day.

[And yet, why haven't I kicked you out of the library by now?]

[bunchasavages]

I am as God made me.

My ear still hurts, by the way. Thanks for asking, ya fuckin' douchebag.

[a_bit_put_upon]

Well, I haven't got a set of wound stripes to award you. You'll simply have to remember the glory of battle on your own.

[bunchasavages]

I still don't know what the big deal is. It was just some books.

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[heavenonthemind]

[Sounding more than a little annoyed:] Do you have to use his name like that?

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[bunchasavages]

...What's up, Judas.

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[heavenonthemind]

You used it as a curse. [Pause. Keep cool Judas. Keep cool.] I would like to ask that you not use it like that again.

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[bunchasavages]

...Sure, Judas. Anything ya want, buddy.