OOC - Character Relationsships @ lastvoyages, Nov 2010
character relationships.
Tony's a tool. However, he has beer and can turn invisible, and so he's Randal's new Elias.
Tony - Screech with Superpowers
Angelica has yet to cross Randal's path; however, once this mini-plot with the love potion is over, Edward Sexby is going to have some competition. Or rather, Randal is going to add Angelica to his list of Hot Chicks who Totally Want Me.
Angelica Sexby - Sexy Puritan Chick
Five is Randal's new Dante, except Randal fully believes Five is way more of a pussy. He spends his time with the Doctor in the library. All the time. Being obnoxious.
The Fifth Doctor - Vegetable-Wearing Motherfucker
If that conversation that one time had gone any differently, Seven might have been Randal's enemy.
But Randal can't hate you, Seven. You know about Caitlin Bree.
The Seventh Doctor - Gossip-monger Extraordinaire
Randal met Rose while she was browsing in the library. They've had a friendship since then that consists of petty name-calling, vulgar flirtation, and bickering. Randal is absolutely in love with her.
Rose Tyler - Daisy? Petunia? Rita? SHIT.
Vince. Vince, Vince, Vince. Randal hates your B-list ass like he hates the clap.
Randal allowed Vince to borrow his cellphone; when the call didn't place, Vince threw it across the room, thus cementing their hatred for one another. However, Randal is quite impressed that Vince owns a Ferrari.
Vincent Chase - At Least He's Not a Scientologist
Randal hates the movie industry in general. However, there's a fucking Ghostbuster on the ship, and if he could somehow manage it, he would have the kinkiest sex imaginable with Ray just to say he did it.
Ray Stanz - Hero-Worshipped since 2010
Randal has a very bad habit of taking the Lord's name in vain. This is how he discovered Judas.
And subsequently begged Judas not to crucify him.
Judas - Destroyer of Christs (and possibly Clerks)
When Randal had his warden item stolen, K found it, put a tracking device in it, lectured Randal, and then returned it. K has tasked Rose with keeping an eye on Randal, which, if he knew, would break Randal's lump of coal. You know. Since he doesn't have a heart.
Agent K - You sound like my dad.
Randal by himself is just obnoxious. Randal with Severen is utterly unbearable. He lets this inmate get away with anything in the library, including sleeping and acting out wet dreams at the top of his lungs. He's kinda awed by this guy.
Severen - One Fucked-Up Individual
Becky?
Persephone - Are You Cheating on Dante?
Miss Parker is the sleeping bear Randal keeps poking with a stick. He discovered the romance novel written about her and read it over the journal system. She probably wants him dead.
Miss Parker - The Saddest Little Valentine
He named his right hand Leia at the age of thirteen. Since coming aboard, he has tried everything from vulgarity to crudeness. Leia isn't biting.
Leia - What If I Wear the Wookiee Costume?
Randal's first real enemy on the ship. He threatened to shit on the books in the library if Ardent tried to organize another riot; Ardent told him he'd kill him.
Ardent - Is it Safe?
If you aren't on the list:
Women: He wants to have sex with you.
Men: You're all douchebags.