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[bunchasavages]

[After reading about everything that he missed...]

You're kidding me. I get to be a god and I knock myself out for...what's today? Sunday? Two fucking days?

FUCK.

Fucking figures.

[He pauses, then adds in a calmer, though still upset and dismissive, tone:]

Sorry about the human sacrifices and death and shit. Get well soon.

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[rass_bestie]

[Slater thinks you're a total prat. Then again this is nothing new. Least he's not being bloody proud of hiding away.]

[Private]

[love_dont_roam]

Are you all right?

[Private]

[bunchasavages]

Huehuecocksucker tried to make an Aztec pipe bomb or something. It went off and I got my ass handed to me by a jug of bleach.

Buncha savages, let me tell ya.

[Private]

[love_dont_roam]

We couldn't find you. I thought they'd --

[Private]

[bunchasavages]

I'm okay. I'm kind of a hero, if you think about it.

[rayney_day]

Well, somebody's butt-hurt over not joining in the slaughter...

[bunchasavages]

Joining in? Huehuecocksucker woulda ruined it somehow.

You think I'm an asshole? Let me tell you some of the shit that douchebag was planning sometime.

[rayney_day]

I can imagine.

[yeehawkiller]

You... ah... missed a party. *Gulp* [Severen beats his chest, having consumed Nathan's heart earlier tody and having some indigestion. He's still all painted up though. Bloody Aztec face paint fml.]

[bunchasavages]

Fuck you. You know what? I didn't want to see a human sacrifice.

First I get turned into a vampire with no fangs, then I get turned into a god and pass out.

This is cosmic cockblocking, and I want to file a complaint.

[yeehawkiller]

All the fuckin' gods have left the building. You gonna have to air mail that complaint, son.

Anyway, it weren't all that great, [I HAD A CHICK IN ME AND SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH COCKS] this fuckin' face paint won't come off. I look like a girl.