Public Audio to Roy Slater

[bunchasavages]

Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen

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[love_dont_roam]

I don't recall promising anything.

[bunchasavages]

I'm waiting, anyway.

[love_dont_roam]

You lost your mobile again?

[bunchasavages]

No. I'm pretty sure Vince stole it.

[deepdowndark]

...The wild incompetence aside.

A corpse with an erection. How do you even know that?

[bunchasavages]

Oh, man. This convenience store I own - the Quick Stop? About ten years ago, Dante let some old dude into the employee restroom with a nudie mag and he had a heart attack or something.

Long story, but around five o'clock, the lights in the bathroom used to shut off. Totally inexplicable.

So Dante's "girlfriend" goes back and finds the guy in there and thinks it's Dante.

[He's using air quotes again. Because that, too, is a long story.]

See where I'm going with this?

[deepdowndark]

...

I can, and it's very, very disturbing.

[bunchasavages]

That chick was vile.

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[ebony_mask]

LOL

[bunchasavages]

I didn't realize 4chan could be an inmate. Awesome.

switching to audio

[ebony_mask]

It'd fit the requirements.

[bunchasavages]

That's a lot of Anon to rehabilitate.

[a_bit_put_upon]

[He'd shout at you some, if he weren't busy lurking around with a staser. Maybe later. :| ]

[bunchasavages]

[He's like a word with you, too. Leaving Ardent in charge WUT IDEK.]