Helping!

[bunchasavages]

Don't worry. When all the other wardens kill each other, I'll still be here to run things.

Comments

[deepdowndark]

Tak help us all.

[bunchasavages]

Show a little enthusiasm. You can be my right-hand dwarf.

[deepdowndark]

I don't want to be your right hand anything. I don't know where your right hand's been.

[bunchasavages]

I use my left hand for jerking off, Ardent. You know that.

[you_run_i_chase]

Shut the fuck up, Randal.

[bunchasavages]

Or what? You'll pull a gun on me, too?

[Audio]

[expectremorse]

I will make it my purpose in life to instigate a riot.

[Audio]

[bunchasavages]

Isn't that what the wardens are already doing? You're missing out on all the fun!

[Audio]

[expectremorse]

[Oh if he weren't in the infirmary]

My curious nature would be peaked. If you weren't the one commenting on it. I'll wait for a more reliable source.

....Just what exactly are they doing anyway?

Re: [Audio]

[bunchasavages]

I dunno. Howie pulled Parker's pigtails or something, so Parker pulled a gun.

Now they're trying to respectively target or piss off the ex-inmates. Of whom there are only five or six, I might add. On a ship with a hundred plus people, that's going to be one sorry losing team.

[leadsthestars]

You don't know how to run anything now. How would you even begin if they killed each other?

[bunchasavages]

I run the library!

[leadsthestars]

No. You sit in the library and are loud. That is all you do.

[bunchasavages]

I'm management.

[young_idealist]

Where do I hand in my resignation?

[bunchasavages]

Directly to me.

[young_idealist]

That would involve being in your presence wouldn't it?

[bunchasavages]

My glorious presence.