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The A.R.'s Daily Profound Statement.
While I sat fastidiously working away at my computer this morning, my email chirped at me. I hit the "yes" option to check the message (which was from the A.R.), and it read as follows:
"Does Mazzio's have salads?"As comical as I found the question, it also was oddly infuriating. Anyone who's migrated to, through, or past a Mazzio's in the past ( Read more... ) -
Incompetence = Nemesis.
I've just taken my first irritating call of the day. It was from a seemingly elderly gentleman claiming to be a relative of the Big Boss's. (Accordingly, the mentally deficient conversation that followed did not surprise me one bit.)
"Is Big Boss in?", he asked. "No sir. He's out for a meeting", I lied. "Wellllll my wife musta' give me the ( Read more... ) -
When Tragedy Strikes...
Three day weekends are always nice and I was fully looking forward to mine on Friday.
...Until my sister messaged me. It seems that tragedy struck around 11:30 p.m. Thursday night. My favorite uncle was out cycling with his friends, per his usual schedule. They were riding quickly in a pack (usually somewhere around 20 mph) and came up on road ( Read more... ) -
R.L.S.
After a long day at the water park, I went to bed around 8:45. I stayed up and watched my favorite show "Paranormal State", then dozed off.
Suddenly I found myself driving my car. The air conditioning was working better than it has in a year. I was in a shopping center that resembled the only one available to shop in back in my home town. I ( Read more... )
