Fic | In Which Billy Really Likes His Cape, and Teddy Likes It Too. Eventually.

[bunnothun]

Title: In Which Billy Really Likes His Cape, and Teddy Likes It Too. Eventually.
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: NC-17
Contains: slight bondage, kinda, terrible fashion sense
Word Count: 2000+ (lol smutlet wat)
Prompt: Billy/Teddy, cape!sex from tsaiko
Author's Notes: ...I have noticed a disturbing

Comments

[tsaiko]

EPIC CAPE WIN!

[attilatehbun]

I think I am just going to start replacing random words with CAPE now

CAPE

Thanks! ♥

[clayin]

XD

Hot AND funny! FTW!

Billy, you are totally a dork for wearing your cape over your jeans and T-shirt. Fortunately, you being a dork turns Teddy on.

[attilatehbun]

Thank you!

Seriously, mocking the cape never gets old. I love it soooooo much.

[ormery]

So, I read this last night and I'm still laughing? If Billy/Cape wasn't my OTP before it sure as hell is now.

Please do not stop being this fabulous ever or I will have to take drastic measures

[attilatehbun]

BILLY/CAPE SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S OTP. IT IS CERTAINLY BILLY'S

seriously, i was flipping through the first YA trade and the page where Iron Lad gets naked takes off his armor and Billy's is all "you can have my cape"? HE IS SO PLEASED WITH IT, LIKE NO ONE WOULD EVER NOT WANT TO WEAR IT

/lovesfears your drastic measures ♥ ♥ ♥

as;ldkfja I need to make more CAPE icons.

[ormery]

IT REALLY IS ISN'T IT
while I don't think he actually writes sonnets to it and takes it to bed with him, I am more or less sure that he would pretend to when other people try to tell him how ridiculous his attachment for it is
you know. call it veronica and insist their love is misunderstood
except that he'd do that convinced that how fond he actually is of it is completely reasonable.

dfkjhgdfg OMG I KNOW. Billy. Billy. THERE ARE THINGS WRONG WITH THAT BOY AND I LOVE ALL OF THEM

♥ you had better be afraid there are saws

.. and yes. you do. you really do.

[attilatehbun]

TOTALLY

Ok, no on the sonnets, but I really really wouldn't be surprised if he slept with it. LIKE A SECURITY BLANKET. IT SHALL BE HIS SQUISHY, AND HE WILL CALL IT SQUISHY, AND IT SHALL BE HIS

true thing: i am watching what not wear right now, and i really want billy to go on it and a;ksdjfain it would be AMAZING. would he out-snark clinton, or just get a massive crush on him omg i need to know. i know i am sad.

/trembles in her boots

[purapea]

ffff this is my otp forever now. forever

what's funny is that kitten!tommy would totally shred the cape if he was given half the chance

[attilatehbun]

It is just so wrong it is right.

kitten!tommy would climb it like drapes until it was destroyed and then totally blame its destruction on kitten instincts when really everyone else paid him to get rid of the damn thing

[purapea]

Oh so right.

oh totally. that is if billy can't distract him with a laser pointer made from magic.

[attilatehbun]

pfffffffff giggling so hard irl at tommy chasing the little blue dot you can't catch omfg a;slkdjf DO WANT

[fullmetal_cute]

guh

Just... wow, okay? Pardon me while I seeth envy at your talent and curse myself for being unable to write antyhing half this hot... or a quarter of this long.

[attilatehbun]

/hides and flails

eep, thank you. glad you enjoyed my silly stupid fluff!