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Sep 07, 2007 19:05

LOG: MOMIJI AND LEON CONSECRATE THEIR SUPER SEXY RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT MISS OUT ON THIS LOG, IT IS THE HOTTEST THING YOU'VE EVER READ. Yes, even hotter than the Dursley hot tub sex. I kid you not.



Leon: OH, MOMIJI-SAN~

Momiji: COME HERE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, LEON.

Leon: OKAY, MOMIJI-SAN *IS IN NAKED WITH AN APRON BECAUSE MOMIJI SAID SO*

Momiji: *HAS WHIP IN HAND WITH LEON'S NAME ALL OVER IT* I LIKE THE APRON YOU CHOSE. IT'S MY FAVORITE.

Leon: I CHOSE IT JUST FOR YOU, MOMIJI-SAN...!~

Momiji: *SUDDENLY HAS CAMERA* *TAKES PICTURE FOR PERSONAL SCRAPBOOK AND TO HORRIFY LEON WITH LATER* *CAMERA DISAPPEARS* NOW. TURN AROUND.

Leon: *POSES, WINKING AND POUTING AND ARMS BEHIND HEAD* *SUDDENLY IN UKE POSE AGAIN* *TURNS AROUND* A-ARE YOU GOING TO PUNISH ME, MOMIJI-SAN?~

Momiji: *EVIL GLEAM IN EYE* IT'S NOT REALLY PUNISHMENT, SINCE YOU ENJOY IT SO MUCH YOU LITTLE SLUT~

Leon: *WIGGLES BUTT* OH, MOMIJI-SAN, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY TO ME~

Momiji: *WHIPS LEON'S PERT LITTLE BOTTOM* ADMIT YOU'RE A WHORE.

Leon: OOOOH MOMIJI-SAN I'M UR WHORE FOREVER

Momiji: *WHIPS AGAIN* CALL ME MASTER BUNNY-SAN.

Leon: *BENDS OVER FROM ALL THE STEAMY DESIRE* HURTS SO GOOD MASTER BUNNY-SAN!!

Momiji: *TOOK FOREVER TO REPLY BECAUSE EMMY HAD A PARTICULARLY LONG SPASM OF LAUGHTER* *WHIP WHIP WHIP* YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RELEASE UNTIL I SAY SO.

Leon: *HOLDS THE APRON- WITH HIS TEETH* MMF MASTRF BUNNYFSANF, HAFF UR WAY WIFF ME PLEASF

Momiji: WELL SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY. *THROWS WHIP ASIDE VERY DRAMATIC LIKE AND TACKLES LEON LIKE A DOG LOL IN HEAT* UR HOLE IS MINE!

Leon: OOHF MASTRF BUNNYFSANF-- *HOLE'D* OOH AAH EE OOH AAH OOH

Momiji: *RAVISHES HIM RIGHT THEN AND THERE* *MAKES SLIGHTLY MORE MANLY NOISES* UNF UNF

Leon: *MAKES REALLY HIGH PITCHED SQUEALY SOUNDS* EEFF MASTER BUNNY SAN YOUR SPEAR OF ADONIS PENETRATES ME WITH SO MUCH HORSE POWER *IS OBVIOUSLY DROOLING NOW*

Momiji: *DEEPER* *DEEPER* *TUNNELLING TO CHINA* SCREAM FOR ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Leon: *SCREAMS/MOANS/DOES BOTH LIKE A HORNY CAT* MOMIJI-SAN PLEASE SQUEEZE MY BOY-MELONS OF LOVE

Momiji: *BOY-MELONS?*

Leon: *Y'KNOW. BOY-MELONS.* MASTER BUNNY I CAN'T NO LONGER CONTAIN MY FOUNTAIN OF PLEASURE

Momiji: *SQUEEZES HIS BOY-MELONS, WTFEVER THEY ARE* NOT YET. NOT UNTIL I SAY SO.

Leon: OOH MASTER BUNNY, MORE HORSE POWER, MORE HORSE POWER *MOANMOANMOAN*

Momiji: IT'S CALLED BUNNY POWER. *THRUST* *THRUST* *PLIE WITH ACCENT MARK OVER THE E* *SHUDDER* *FILLS LEON WITH KAWAII BUNNY SEED*

Leon: OHH MASTER BUNNY, *MOANS BETWEEN GASPS* YOUR POLE OF LOVE IS REACHING INTO MY TUNNEL OF INNOCENCE LIKE A SCEPTER OF DESCTRUCTION. *STOP-- REALLY LONG WHIMPY CRY OF PASSION AS HIS YOGURT MACHINE DEFIES GRAVITY TIME*

Momiji: *GOES LIMP* *BEFORE HOLDING OUT ICE CREAM CONE HOPEFULLY TO CATCH SOME FROZEN YOGURT*

Leon: *MOMIJI'S SUPER L33T ABILITIES EXCITE LEON'S LOVE MELONS EVEN MORE MAKING HIM DEFY GRAVITY WITH A REPLICA OF THE PLEASUREQUAKE*

Momiji: ..................... *TAKES LEON TO DISNEYLAND*

Leon: *ASKS TO BE TAKEN ON THE "DARK HOLE" RIDE* *IS NAKED WITH HIS APRON IN DISNEYLAND WTF*

Momiji: *RIDES LEON LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER ON THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN RIDE* *IS FULLY CLOTHED BECAUSE HE NEVER TOOK THEM OFF?????*

Leon: *SCREAMS LIKE A PARROT* *FAINTS FROM ALL THE PLEASURE AND FALLS ASLEEP*

Momiji: ... *CONTINUES DOING THINGS TO HIM ANYWAY*

Mickey: *WATCHES*

the end.

PS: NOODLES PLAYS LEON.

better than bad it's good., loggity log, it's log it's log

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