While writing *real* fic..
Totally stole this from lonanivymaeve !
I said I'd write more Nagase x Okada fic, didn't I? This just so popped into my head...
The Grumpy Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Nagase strode along the path, making for Pervy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sexy Bear statue, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Little toe.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his half-assed skateboard just in time to face the wooden man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck joyously, and Nagase barely raised his skateboard to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Nagase found himself forced to one knee, the man's skateboard pressed to his foward right hand. "I am Okada of Pervy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sexy Bear statue. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a blanket."
But Nagase had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his skateboard with a twist, overpowered Okada and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Nagase said, looking down upon him.
Okada's nose shimmered like a poet lost for words.. "I have underestimated you, Nagase. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Nagase's desire was enflamed. His right hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Okada like a dog. Nagase caressed Okada's odd nose and he responded. They came together gloomily, and their joining was as hilarious as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet huge onigiri!" Nagase groaned and licked Okada as cracktastically as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Nagase said. "That's where I put the Sexy Bear statue for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed grippingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their exciting love. "We will stay together forever," Okada said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Little toe never got the Sexy Bear statue and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
- - -
What do you mean it doesn't make sense at all??? :O :O :O
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!
I also want to live in "Pervy Castle" now.. XDDDDD
Go here to create your own crack-drabble.
All hail the sexy bear statue!!
I said I'd write more Nagase x Okada fic, didn't I? This just so popped into my head...
The Grumpy Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Nagase strode along the path, making for Pervy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sexy Bear statue, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Little toe.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his half-assed skateboard just in time to face the wooden man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck joyously, and Nagase barely raised his skateboard to meet the attack. They fought long and huskily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Nagase found himself forced to one knee, the man's skateboard pressed to his foward right hand. "I am Okada of Pervy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sexy Bear statue. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you under a blanket."
But Nagase had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his skateboard with a twist, overpowered Okada and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Nagase said, looking down upon him.
Okada's nose shimmered like a poet lost for words.. "I have underestimated you, Nagase. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Nagase's desire was enflamed. His right hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Okada like a dog. Nagase caressed Okada's odd nose and he responded. They came together gloomily, and their joining was as hilarious as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet huge onigiri!" Nagase groaned and licked Okada as cracktastically as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Nagase said. "That's where I put the Sexy Bear statue for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed grippingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their exciting love. "We will stay together forever," Okada said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Little toe never got the Sexy Bear statue and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
- - -
What do you mean it doesn't make sense at all??? :O :O :O
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!
I also want to live in "Pervy Castle" now.. XDDDDD
Go here to create your own crack-drabble.
All hail the sexy bear statue!!