Knock the salmon bullshit off plz.

thank you missinghat jerk.

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I lost a life goal today.

Rest easy, Kurt Vonnegut.

And so it goes.

My life needs partying with hot chicks.

Why is it the only people I actually need to talk to are wholly unavailable right now?

Sujean, Subtitle, Starbucks Manager, if you're out there, fuck you in the goat ass for not calling me back.

Last night I saw Tim and Eric Awesome show (Great job) tour.

Man am I glad I came early and brought drugs.

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( OT ) a black person

Fuck. Now I can't say it anymore.