[Kanjani8] Just a Few Cups, G
Title: Just a Few Cups
Fandom: Kanjani8
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: Don't know the boys in real life (D:) nor is the story true.
AN: Found this and decided to post it. :D Thanks to shimmeredusk for the prompt of "Ohkura & Coffee". Inspired by Ohkura's jweb in which he talks about his new espresso machine.
One day, Ohkura randomly decided to hold a small coffee party. He had thought there were so many events happening with tea parties and he had recently purchased a coffeemaker. Clearly, it was time to host a small coffee party. But there were things he definitely had to consider. Who to invite, what to eat, what games they could play, and what to eat.
Yasuda was the first person he turned to. Looking back in hyper-aware hindsight, he may not have been the best choice, Ohkura thought. Yasuda was enthusiastic and full of ideas. He dragged Subaru and Maru into the brainstorming idea. Subaru suggested seafood while Maru just repeated him, "SEE FOOD?!" Yasuda merely bounced and said some boring things that didn't really interest him but since he was on his fourth cup of coffee, he didn't mind too much.
Yoko and Hina had walked by when Yasuda yelled for them to come in and offer input. Because really, the most important thing to decide was the food! Oh so, Ohkura thought. Yoko started asking about music and entertainment and Hina was brilliant and come up with some English game Sakurai-senpai had told them about.
Sakurai-senpai also said not to trust Aiba-chan-senpai's suggestion of Apples to Apples, because really, why toss apples to another apple? It didn't make sense. Oh well, Ohkura thought, on his sixth cup of really yummy french vanilla coffee, there could be worse games. Like Aiba-chan-senpai's sugoroku* that they play on Arashi no Shuukudai-kun. That would be painful, Ohkura nodded. He wouldn't want to wear a stocking on his head like MatsuJun-senpai or bare his nipples like Nino-senpai.
Although, he was reasonably sure that no one in Eito would mind baring their nipples for him. He grinned spastically at his coffee mug. Wow, it was really good.
He offered a cup to Hina, who took it and drained it without pausing for breath. Ohkura bounced his heels a bit, thinking that was really neat and Hina must have had a lot of experience in swallowing, especially hot drinks. Oh well, that was that and he should go get another cup. Maybe for Yoko, this time.
As Ohkura passed by, he saw Ryo in the doorway, scowling. "Are you leaving me out of a party again?!" Ohkura draped himself over Ryo and laughed happily. Ryo-chan was here to help with that pesky food problem. They still had not decided on what to eat! That was the most important thing!
Yasuda bounced towards Ryo-chan, tugging on his arms to bring him and Ohkura to the group of happily giggling boys. His rapid speech became even faster after Yasuda sipped his sixth? eighto? cup of coffee. Ohkura merely grinned, bouncing on his toes to the rhythm of Yasuda's questions until Ryo pushed him onto Maru, who immediately curled up around him.
It wasn't until the second or third cup of coffee that Ryo-chan joined in on the discussion of what to eat. Subaru still insisted on seafood but Hina suggested some yakisoba and they were both on their fifth cup of coffee. Or so Ohkura thought.
He poked Maru's cheeks, whispering giddily, "How many cups?" in which Maru merely grinned at him and held up four fingers. Ohkura pouted. Only four cups and Maru was already comatose? How was that possible!? It was coffee?! Maru should be hyper and flailing around and avoiding Hina's constant tsukkomis. Instead, Maru nuzzled against Ohkura happily like a teddy bear.
Ohkura sighed, shook his head, stopped shaking his head since it made him really dizzy, and took another sip of coffee.
He watched as Yoko, Yasuda, and Subaru acted some weird pantomime that was supposed to be Ryo's new drama but it didn't involve food. He quickly sputtered out a food suggestion at an appropriate pause (half an hour later) and sat back to finish his cup. Hina and Ryo agreed and like good friends they are, they ordered takeout.
Thus, solving the food problem.
The next morning, they laid sprawled all over the dressing room and couches, heads aching and throats parched for cool, non-caffienated water, Ohkura concluded that his coffee party to be a total success. It was much like a drinking party, only the hangover was just as bad.
When Aiba-chan-senpai stopped by, he had a coffee in hand and a golf magazine in the other. Popping his head inside the Kanjani8 room, he chirped a loud "Ohayo" only to be met by pillows and clothes thrown his way. "Oh. There's coffee in the cafe downstairs!" He wondered what Eito did last night that warranted the loud groan. Maybe they had an orgy! After all, that's the same reaction that Nino and Sho have every time!
*sugoroku: a children's dice game. Aiba-chan's just special like that and Arashi loves him anyway.
Fandom: Kanjani8
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: Don't know the boys in real life (D:) nor is the story true.
AN: Found this and decided to post it. :D Thanks to shimmeredusk for the prompt of "Ohkura & Coffee". Inspired by Ohkura's jweb in which he talks about his new espresso machine.
One day, Ohkura randomly decided to hold a small coffee party. He had thought there were so many events happening with tea parties and he had recently purchased a coffeemaker. Clearly, it was time to host a small coffee party. But there were things he definitely had to consider. Who to invite, what to eat, what games they could play, and what to eat.
Yasuda was the first person he turned to. Looking back in hyper-aware hindsight, he may not have been the best choice, Ohkura thought. Yasuda was enthusiastic and full of ideas. He dragged Subaru and Maru into the brainstorming idea. Subaru suggested seafood while Maru just repeated him, "SEE FOOD?!" Yasuda merely bounced and said some boring things that didn't really interest him but since he was on his fourth cup of coffee, he didn't mind too much.
Yoko and Hina had walked by when Yasuda yelled for them to come in and offer input. Because really, the most important thing to decide was the food! Oh so, Ohkura thought. Yoko started asking about music and entertainment and Hina was brilliant and come up with some English game Sakurai-senpai had told them about.
Sakurai-senpai also said not to trust Aiba-chan-senpai's suggestion of Apples to Apples, because really, why toss apples to another apple? It didn't make sense. Oh well, Ohkura thought, on his sixth cup of really yummy french vanilla coffee, there could be worse games. Like Aiba-chan-senpai's sugoroku* that they play on Arashi no Shuukudai-kun. That would be painful, Ohkura nodded. He wouldn't want to wear a stocking on his head like MatsuJun-senpai or bare his nipples like Nino-senpai.
Although, he was reasonably sure that no one in Eito would mind baring their nipples for him. He grinned spastically at his coffee mug. Wow, it was really good.
He offered a cup to Hina, who took it and drained it without pausing for breath. Ohkura bounced his heels a bit, thinking that was really neat and Hina must have had a lot of experience in swallowing, especially hot drinks. Oh well, that was that and he should go get another cup. Maybe for Yoko, this time.
As Ohkura passed by, he saw Ryo in the doorway, scowling. "Are you leaving me out of a party again?!" Ohkura draped himself over Ryo and laughed happily. Ryo-chan was here to help with that pesky food problem. They still had not decided on what to eat! That was the most important thing!
Yasuda bounced towards Ryo-chan, tugging on his arms to bring him and Ohkura to the group of happily giggling boys. His rapid speech became even faster after Yasuda sipped his sixth? eighto? cup of coffee. Ohkura merely grinned, bouncing on his toes to the rhythm of Yasuda's questions until Ryo pushed him onto Maru, who immediately curled up around him.
It wasn't until the second or third cup of coffee that Ryo-chan joined in on the discussion of what to eat. Subaru still insisted on seafood but Hina suggested some yakisoba and they were both on their fifth cup of coffee. Or so Ohkura thought.
He poked Maru's cheeks, whispering giddily, "How many cups?" in which Maru merely grinned at him and held up four fingers. Ohkura pouted. Only four cups and Maru was already comatose? How was that possible!? It was coffee?! Maru should be hyper and flailing around and avoiding Hina's constant tsukkomis. Instead, Maru nuzzled against Ohkura happily like a teddy bear.
Ohkura sighed, shook his head, stopped shaking his head since it made him really dizzy, and took another sip of coffee.
He watched as Yoko, Yasuda, and Subaru acted some weird pantomime that was supposed to be Ryo's new drama but it didn't involve food. He quickly sputtered out a food suggestion at an appropriate pause (half an hour later) and sat back to finish his cup. Hina and Ryo agreed and like good friends they are, they ordered takeout.
Thus, solving the food problem.
The next morning, they laid sprawled all over the dressing room and couches, heads aching and throats parched for cool, non-caffienated water, Ohkura concluded that his coffee party to be a total success. It was much like a drinking party, only the hangover was just as bad.
When Aiba-chan-senpai stopped by, he had a coffee in hand and a golf magazine in the other. Popping his head inside the Kanjani8 room, he chirped a loud "Ohayo" only to be met by pillows and clothes thrown his way. "Oh. There's coffee in the cafe downstairs!" He wondered what Eito did last night that warranted the loud groan. Maybe they had an orgy! After all, that's the same reaction that Nino and Sho have every time!
*sugoroku: a children's dice game. Aiba-chan's just special like that and Arashi loves him anyway.