The Adventures of Creepy Asian Girl: Part 2

Oct 09, 2009 10:00

Day 5: Our professor leaves us waiting outside the classroom because he's running late. But it's okay, because my lab partner is standing there so I go over and chat with her. And then I hear the 'clunk clunk clunk' of that ONE person. I see her standing in the middle of the hallway, almost like she was scouting us out. Then she walks up to us and does this hand motion almost as if she were saying hi. Then she points at me. I thought she was pointing at this water drop I had on my jeans so I was like 'it's just water...' and then she shakes her head and points again. And I was like 'my boots?' and then she lifts up her jeans to show off her outdated, thick heels and then smiles and walks past. I was like uh...okay whatever??

Day 6: We're doing this five-part experiment and making a solution for the following week. So pretty much, the creepy girl goes to work with her previous partner, but is rejected. Then she comes over and stands next to me. The teacher quickly notices that she is hanging around us and confronts her. 'Hey, what are you doing? Open your locker and get your stuff out.' Then she shakes her head and he asks her if she can open her locker. But she says she lost her combo. So she goes 'can I just work with them? *points to us*' and he's like 'no! you have to either work with someone or work alone.' So she goes to get her locker combo from the guy who keeps track of that crap and then comes back and attempts to do her lab. However, she has NO idea what she's doing. I don't think she did it right at all.

Day 7: So we're supposed to use the solution that we had prepared the previous week. Then creepy asian girl comes over next to us. AGAIN. and the teacher is like 'what are you doing? you need to use that solution' and she apparently didn't have it anymore. He keeps saying how he helped her make it and was wondering why she threw it away. Only god knows, probably. So he was like 'you can copy their data then' OUR DATA. YAH. so she stood next to me the whole time, but we gave her the cold shoulder because wtf. I felt like if she was so irresponsible that she couldn't even keep her damn solution, then she shouldn't get points for the lab. pff!

But when she came over to stand next to me, she freakin' took her lab notebook and started slamming it on the desk. Awww the poor little girl was throwing a tantrum. Really? Are you five? So the teacher tells her to stop doing that because it makes everyone around her nervous. DAMN RIGHT IT DOES. So then she starts scribbling on her paper and drawing rabbits?? Then she shoves one in my face and starts laughing because apparently her rabbit picture was funny? And I guess it was supposed to the be the professor...or so her writing said. Really...I think there are a few screws missing...somewhere.

Day 8: We had to use the same solution as the last two labs. It was the final titration, so creepy girl had to use our solution again. :/ This time though, I asked the professor if I could just give her our solution and she does it herself. He understood and told her to do it. Thank god she did...kinda. I don't think she knew what to do. I laugh at her misfortune. Why? Because obviously someone at her level doesn't deserve to be in the second part of the chemistry series. How did she even pass the first part? I have NO idea.

Every group needed to borrow a pipette and two burets. But to do this, they needed our ID card. You know, because if we don't return it, they know who has it. Anyway, so when she had to do it on her own, she needed to borrow some supplies. So the teacher tells her to go get it. But she doesn't. He's like you need your ID card. And she just shakes her head. Then he asks if she has a driver's license. She says no. He's all, do you drive to school? Why don't you have one? Then she says she takes the bus. Then he was just like 'well I'll borrow some for you. But you need an ID card.' So he gives her the stuff and I swear to god I could picture her coming over to me, pipette in hand, and stabbing me multiple times. Lucky for me, there would be witnesses.

Day 9: It was review day so we didn't have an actual lab. We did, however, go to lab to go over the practice test we were given. I was first at my lab bench, so I saved the seat next to me for my partner. I put my bag on the chair and told myself I wouldn't move it for anyone else! (except my lab partner...and I guess anyone else that was nice enough to ask me) So creepy girl comes in before my partner and finds that two girls have taken her chair. So the only 'available' one would be the one my bag was sitting on. So she unpacks her shit while tapping my purse as if to say 'I want this chair, so move this bag!' But I just ignored it the first time. Then she did it again and I was like 'uhm, this is for my lab partner.' then she grumbled and went to grab a chair. SERIOUSLY. Is it so hard to say 'please'? UGH. This girl pisses me off.

Day 10: Today our teacher lectured for an hour, telling us about our lab and how to do it. The problem is, he told us TWICE. so for around 15-20 minutes, we sat there thinking...OK WE KNOW ALREADY. but once we got started it was a mess. Everyone needed everything. it was an individual lab..but it didn't really need to be. Anyway, creepy girl was following my lab partner in the beginning, copying everything she did. I'm glad she's not following ME. but at the same time, I was working with my partner so it was just as bad!!

The teacher had to keep helping her, because she was walking around like a helpless five year old. He kept yelling at her because she couldn't figure out the centrifuge, didn't know how to grab a test tube with the clamp, didn't know what to mix together. At least he said that if she didn't know what to do after reading the lab, then she should just wait until next semester to take the class. Because I totally agree. I don't think she belongs here.

But after a half hour of class, there was a fire drill, so that wasted our time, for sure. Some people were nice to creepy girl, but I don't know if it was out of genuine kindness or out of fear that she'll go crazy one day.

Back in lab, she proceeded to spill chemicals on her desk and try to suck it up with a dropper. And walk around mindlessly with a test tube in her test tube clamp, putting pressure on it and dropping the test tube in her locker drawer. And when she drops it, I swear, she just doesn't even know what to do. It's like there's some common sense missing inside her head. it makes me want to scream, but then I'll look just as crazy as she does.

yesterday there was a ucla stabbing in the chemistry lab. that could seriously be me next week. but I don't really want to get stabbed in the throat. :/ not quite yet.

also, I heard from my chem partner who heard from her bio partner that creepy girl was in physics. apparently everyone was laughing because there was such a huge curve on the test, however, creepy girl thought everyone was laughing at her. so she yells 'shut up' really loud and then pulls out a big mirror to see if the people behind her were laughing at her too. so then she yells 'why are you laughing at me' and throws her backpack outside of class...and then throws it back in class, almost hitting some guy in the head. the teacher asks her to leave the class and she starts crying, saying that 'she doesn't know why she's doing this and she's trying to stop'. meanwhile, everyone in class is scared, including the professor.

seriously, this girl is psycho. the loopy van should come pick her up now.

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