bunnygrenade24
Mar 26, 2006 20:48
i could take down 2 Metal Gears a day. beat that Snake.
bunnygrenade24
Mar 25, 2006 19:54
Chuck norris once burnt 1,500 calories just by looking in the mirror.
yeah. ive done it a couples of times myself.
bunnygrenade24
Mar 24, 2006 13:06
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
HAHAHA
bunnygrenade24
Mar 23, 2006 13:49
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
bunnygrenade24
Mar 22, 2006 14:05
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
bunnygrenade24
Mar 21, 2006 19:16
Well, since I don't feel like talking about my life and no one cares, I'm going to post Chuck Norris jokes everyday.
And this one will start them all:
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".
Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he
exploded.
bunnygrenade24
Feb 20, 2006 16:29
yet again, im sick. man, i guess germs love me...
-billy