I need Help :) Anyone willing to offer? lol

Masturbation is ________________.

I just want to thank the person who called and woke me up this morning…I was dreaming I was standing in a dessert making out with Larry the cable guy..you know..the fat redneck (im going to be sick)…and there was a really tall drag queen telling us to get a room LOL…I just want to say ewww…I know its been a while for me…but umm..cant I at least ( Read more... )

rescue me...

please

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mojo joe joe :)

well...tmrw is joe's b-day hahahaha...but this was a great laugh :) So great that..i wont name any names..but someone else in my house even called joe today to wish him a happy b-day LOL

I love you all..

I got up to go to work today..and realized that If i go in as early as i normally do I will have to sit around hours before my next job starts lol...at my day job..i have flex scheduling..i can start anytime between 7am and 8:30am..i normally like to go in at 7am and get off at 3:30pm...but my night job training doesnt start till 6pm..so i guess i ( Read more... )

THANK GOD...2005 is gone :) Ive never seen a year be so bad for so many people...fuck 2005! :) (well i got my new car in 2005...but the bad outweighed the good by far ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Masturbating at least twice a day.

Get your resolution here

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :)