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You Passed 8th Grade Science
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You Failed the US Citizenship Test
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my little four-hour visit to the emergency room at the hospital:


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i'm currently wearing a heart monitor. "king of hearts" it's called. it sounds like an automatic playing card dispenser, but it's not. it's got sticky things that attach to my chest, and they don't unstick well. ouchy. the wires are attached to something that looks remarkably like an ipod, only without the cumbersome music ( Read more... )

just when you thought there was no way to get that authentic "asian experience", saturday-matinee movie king steven seagal HI-YA's his way into our hearts (and possibly colons) with this carbonated masterpiece:


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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Frag more n00bs.

Get your resolution here

my parents came back from their trip, and they brought back cookies and candy ( Read more... )