If I was a celebrity... I'd never say a word. So many of them have diarrhea of the mouth with all kinds of bullshit spewing out. If I spoke, I know bullshit would come spewing out of mine, too.
Oh Jesus, I wish I could say I'd do the same. But I'm terrible with keeping my mouth shut. That's probably why some of my teachers most likely hate me.
I think I'm pretty bad with keeping my mouth shut too. I think I'd have to wear duct tape over my mouth all the time. I could coordinate my duct tape with my red carpet outfits! :D
Hell yeah! None of that stupid perfume shit for me. I'll have patterned duct tape, bejeweled duct tape, personally autographed duct tape, my own second-hand duct tape.. You can have free samples. I'll create a Bowie-patterned duct tape especially for you. I'm not sure how that's going to work, but I'll find a way.
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