Super Junior TV- Prolouge
Title: Super Junior TV
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Crack
Summary: When Super Junior decides to try their hands at running a TV channel, things could get a little disastrous.
The birth of Super Junior TV
It was a boring winter afternoon and none of the Super Junior members had anything much to do. They were all huddled together in front of the television trying to enjoy the show; if they could decide on a show to watch that is.
This was the problem of having fifteen members and only one television set. Some of the members wanted to watch dramas, some wanted to watch cooking shows, some wanted to watch reality shows and others wanted to watch national geographic.
In situations like this neither flipping coins nor scissors pare stone ever worked and it would always end in a mess. Finally the manager had had enough of their constant bickering; he turned off the TV and hid the remote in a place he was sure Super Junior would never find.
That night all the Super Junior members fell asleep without watching the TV.
The next morning they were all rudely awakened by Heechul banging on a plate with a spoon. “Everyone wake up! Kim Heechul has yet another brilliant idea!” There was silence for a few seconds before he shouted again. “Get all your sorry asses here right now!” That got the members moving.
They all shuffled into the living room yawning and rubbing their eyes. “As you probably already know, I have a brilliant idea.” He announced proudly. “Does it involve blowing things up?” Leeteuk asked remembering Heechul’s previous plan.
“No.”
“Stuffing food up our asses?”
“No.”
“Stealing food from the nearby grocery store?”
“No.”
“Well then, what is it?”
“We will start out own TV channel!”
All the members were immediately awakened. “Well, we can never seem to find something we can all watch so why not we do something by ourselves?”
“You do have a point and it’s not dangerous so I’m in.”
“Dear Leeteuk-ah whoever said you had a choice.” Heechul unrolled a piece of paper he had hidden in his pocket. “I have it all planned out.”
Make up arties/ stylists: Heechul, Zhoumi, and Sungmin
Camera crew: Siwon and Kibum
Scriptwriters: Everyone
Video editor: Kyuhyun
Actors: Everyone
Video uploader: Henry
Advertisers: Leeteuk, Kangin, Shindong and Hankyung
Food supply: Ryeowook
Props: Eunhyuk and Donghae
Errand boy: Yesung
Intervals: An episode from each member per week
“Any objections?” A few hands were raised. “Good, we’ll start filming now!”
A/N: I need to stop starting new ideas, I'll never finish the rest at this rate.*sighs*
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Crack
Summary: When Super Junior decides to try their hands at running a TV channel, things could get a little disastrous.
The birth of Super Junior TV
It was a boring winter afternoon and none of the Super Junior members had anything much to do. They were all huddled together in front of the television trying to enjoy the show; if they could decide on a show to watch that is.
This was the problem of having fifteen members and only one television set. Some of the members wanted to watch dramas, some wanted to watch cooking shows, some wanted to watch reality shows and others wanted to watch national geographic.
In situations like this neither flipping coins nor scissors pare stone ever worked and it would always end in a mess. Finally the manager had had enough of their constant bickering; he turned off the TV and hid the remote in a place he was sure Super Junior would never find.
That night all the Super Junior members fell asleep without watching the TV.
The next morning they were all rudely awakened by Heechul banging on a plate with a spoon. “Everyone wake up! Kim Heechul has yet another brilliant idea!” There was silence for a few seconds before he shouted again. “Get all your sorry asses here right now!” That got the members moving.
They all shuffled into the living room yawning and rubbing their eyes. “As you probably already know, I have a brilliant idea.” He announced proudly. “Does it involve blowing things up?” Leeteuk asked remembering Heechul’s previous plan.
“No.”
“Stuffing food up our asses?”
“No.”
“Stealing food from the nearby grocery store?”
“No.”
“Well then, what is it?”
“We will start out own TV channel!”
All the members were immediately awakened. “Well, we can never seem to find something we can all watch so why not we do something by ourselves?”
“You do have a point and it’s not dangerous so I’m in.”
“Dear Leeteuk-ah whoever said you had a choice.” Heechul unrolled a piece of paper he had hidden in his pocket. “I have it all planned out.”
Make up arties/ stylists: Heechul, Zhoumi, and Sungmin
Camera crew: Siwon and Kibum
Scriptwriters: Everyone
Video editor: Kyuhyun
Actors: Everyone
Video uploader: Henry
Advertisers: Leeteuk, Kangin, Shindong and Hankyung
Food supply: Ryeowook
Props: Eunhyuk and Donghae
Errand boy: Yesung
Intervals: An episode from each member per week
“Any objections?” A few hands were raised. “Good, we’ll start filming now!”
A/N: I need to stop starting new ideas, I'll never finish the rest at this rate.*sighs*