Super Junior TV- The First Episode
Title: Super Junior TV
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Crack
Summary: When Super Junior decides to try their hands at running a TV channel, things could get a little disastrous.
A/N: This series will be a series of shorts done in dialogue form when I'm bored or tired.
Episode 001: How to be a good leader
“Heechul, we don’t even have a camera.” Leeteuk pointed out.
“Well, we have one now.”
“First of all, where did you get that? Secondly, how the hell can your pocket be so big? What else do you have in there?”
“Some food, a couple of batteries, a pen, a few pieces of paper, my hand phone and my ear piece. Oh and this? You could say I got it as a gift.”
“You probably threatened the owner. Either that or you bribed him.”
“Close but not quite; it’s a ‘her’. Now stop yapping and start acting or whatever.”
“ME!!!???”
“Yes. You’re the leader, show a good example.”
“Ok…”
“Lights, camera… action!”
“HELLO EVERYONE! I’m Leeteuk from Super Juni-Or! Today I’m going to teach you um… how to be a good leader. Step 1-…”
“Sleep in late and wake up later than the members.”
“What the hell Sungmin!”
“That’s not a good quality?”
“The hell it is! A responsible leader should be the one who wakes the members up.”
“So hyung isn’t a responsible leader?”
“Oh just be quiet! Step 2-“
“Eat the member’s share of food and blame it on Shindong.”
“Ryeowook! Not you too.”
“Wait, so I got scolded all those times for nothing?”
“No I don’t do that! Maybe just once but I was hungry god damn it. Is it so hard to get an extra mouthful around here? And Ryeowook, that is not a good leadership quality. You know what; I’m not doing this shit anymore! In fact, I’m going to drive it straight into the grave. Anyone of you say one more word and no dinner for you! Now if you’d excuse me, I’m going to my room.”
“And cut. That was… perfect!”
“It is?”
“Yes, now we all know the secret behind leeteuk’s successful leadership.”
“We do?”
“Yes. A successful leader PMSes. Now go upload that and get ready because next up will be me.”
A/N2: Yep a really random episode 1 and two tests tomorrow-dead.