Title: Married For A Purpose
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Romance(?), IDK
Summary: A reunion, a kiss and a breakup leads to a 'pretend' marriage between Sungmin and Kyuhyun. Now trying to get Kyuhyun's ex jealous, problems surface when Sungmin falls for Kyuhyun and Seohyun actually wants Kyuhyun back.
A/N: Italics are thoughts.
“Sungmin, will you marry me?”
What the hell is this? Sungmin wanted to scream but she remembered that they were surrounded by people with flashing cameras. Not to mention, Kyuhyun was giving her the ‘Kyuhyun’ stare and he never, ever uses that stare unless it’s something really important.
Suddenly the lights went out and both Kyuhyun and Sungmin could feel themselves being dragged away by someone. Said person wore skinny jeans, lots of unnecessary accessories and had spiky hair. Yes it was none other than Yesung.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” He hissed at them, Kyuhyun in particular. Kyuhyun told them about the breakup and his plan.
“Poor you. But do you really think Sungmin-sshi over there will be willing to do it. Let’s not forget she was going to cut you up with a chainsaw this morning.”
“Exactly, there’s no way I’m going to do something so stupid.” Sungmin added.
“I have three good reasons why you’d change your mind. One, I’ve saved your ass plenty of times in the past so you owe me, big time. Two, I know you can’t pass up the chance to live rich without working for it. And three, I’ll buy you that limited edition bunny. The one that’s 100% cotton, with 24 karat diamond eyes, pure silk paws and ears.” Kyuhyun rattles off at top speed.
‘That’ll never work.’ Yesung thought.
“I’ll do it!” Yesung’s jaw fell wide open.
“Sungmin-sshi, you can’t be serious!” Sungmin merely blinked a few times at him before turning her attention to Kyuhyun. “So when’s the wedding?” Kyuhyun smiled smugly while Yesung still staring at them, eyes wide with disbelief.
And that’s how the two were arranged to wed the following Saturday.
~
The alarm clock tried to wake Sungmin up but ended up hitting against the wall and smashing into a million pieces, again.
“Seriously Sungmin, this is the fifth alarm clock you broke this week.” Kibum, the head maid said laying down Sungmin’s breakfast on the table before sweeping the scattered mess on the floor. Sungmin mumbled an apology before heading to the toilet to wash up.
Ever since Kyuhyun ‘proposed’ to her she had been living in his house mansion and significantly increased his living expenses.
That day was a busy one. Maids were running up and down cleaning up and decorating. Chefs were cooking their best dishes. Paparazzi were lined outside the house armed with cameras and tons of extra roll. Why? Because it was their wedding day.
It was all over the papers. ‘Wedding of the year’ and all other crap like that were printed on magazines. Of course Sungmin and Kyuhyun knew better.
~
Sungmin had been sitting on the chair for a little more than an hour now and her she was positive her butt had burned away long ago. She was going to ask how long more it would take but being a makeup artist herself, she knew better than to ask. Instead she sat there tapping her fingers and feet until they were finally done with her.
She stood up stretched when her phone vibrated on the table.
To: Sungmin
From: Ryeowook
Oh My Gawd! Why didn’t you tell me you were dating Cho Kyuhyun! This must be the happiest day in your life! But this doesn’t mean you can forget us k? ^^
“Happiest day of my life, huh?” Sungmin whispered. “Yeah right!” She swung her hand but was stopped by someone grabbing her hand.
“You really need to stop your bad habit of breaking things.” Kyuhyun advised. The minute Sungmin saw him; she broke out into fits of uncontrollable laughter. “I knew you were going to laugh but stop it! It’s not like you don’t look weird in that dress.”
“Oh yeah, then laugh.” Sungmin said between laughs, in fact her stomach was starting to hurt. Truth be told, Kyuhyun couldn’t laugh at her because she didn’t look weird at all, the pink dress brought some kind of contrast to her white skin and even though he’d never seen wear any makeup before, she looked surprisingly good with it on.
“Fine, let’s just go.” He walked out with a giggling Sungmin behind him.
The special thing about their wedding was that it was to be held in Kyuhyun’s house and the minute the door opened, the people rushed in like there was some great sale or something. All sorts of people came to their wedding, tall ones, fat ones, fans, anti-fans, paparazzi, coworkers, and friends. Kyuhyun and Sungmin were going to their respective positions when a frantic Yesung came running over. “Bad news, I’ve lost the wedding rings.”
“You did what?” Kyuhyun and Sungmin screamed in unison, grabbing onto one of his collar each. Can you see why their friends? Yesung stared at the angry couple and gulped. “I don’t know, I was holding onto it and then when I checked my pocket, it was gone.”
“So what are we going to do now?” Yesung asked nervously.
“That’s simple; we’re going to find them.” Sungmin replied before dashing off in any random direction.
“That girl never thinks before she acts.” Kyuhyun sighed.
By the time Sungmin reached the garden she forgot what she had rushed out to do. To make matters worse, the wedding was to be in half an hour and she was lost in a sea of flowers.
~
“Oh I just remembered I left the rings in fifth rose from the right on the second column so I wouldn’t misplace it.” Yesung said suddenly.
“Some good that did!” Kyuhyun snapped at him. “Now we have to look for Sungmin! Damn that girl gets lost everywhere!”
Yesung tried to call her, but she didn’t pick up. The time was ticking away and yet Sungmin was nowhere to be found. “You go to the hall and stall. I’ll look for her.” Kyuhyun suggested (but it was more of an order). Yesung nodded and made his way to the hall.
Meanwhile Sungmin had already fell about twice and her dress was now covered in mud and bits of leaves were tangled in her hair. She was about to break something again when she saw something shiny in one of the flowers. She bent down to get a better look and found the wedding rings that were supposed to be used by them that night.
“Well, if I ever get out of here that is. Who the hell cuts their garden into a labyrinth?” she screamed.
“That would be me.” Kyuhyun answered, panting after the long run. Sungmin was shocked to see Kyuhyun standing there.
“Apparently you haven’t exercised at all during those two years.” Sungmin laughed.
“Nope… now come on we’re late.” He extended his hand.
Sungmin was going to reach for it when she realised her current state and withdrew her hand. “Um… I don’t think I can marry like this.” She pointed to her once pink dress.
“Then I’ll just have to get dirty.” He got on the floor and rolled until he was looking just as muddy and dirty as Sungmin was. Sungmin couldn’t stop laughing at her best friend’s act.
“Now can we go?” Kyuhyun asked. Sungmin nodded and they ran all the way back to the house.
~
Yesung was doing his best to stall for time. So far he’d told jokes, did gags and sang but the couple haven’t appeared yet.
They crowd was growing bored when the door flung open and Kyuhyun and Sungmin came in smiling while panting. “Sorry we’re late.” Yesung heaved a sigh of relief while everyone else clapped.
The actual ceremony began with the ‘I do’s, the exchange of rings and finally the ‘You may now kiss the bride.’
“Isn’t there some way we can fake this?”
“Come on, it’s fine. We’ve done this once before haven’t we?”
“No we haven’t. That was all you.”
“Maybe so, but there ain’t nothing to it.” He reasoned and pulled the girl towards him and kissing her, like the first time, generating claps and catcalls from the crowd.
A/N: Yep, just kill me why don’t cha? Mistakes- plenty. But comments are still appreciated.