So in April I'm meeting with a top modelling agent who's responsible for casting BBC drama's. Weird.
An all expences paid trip to Norwich, where I'll stay in a hotel, learn how to present TV, catwalk, and improvise.
For now, a survey.
How many keys are on your keychain?
One.
What curse word do you use the most?
'For fuck's sake', or 'shit!'.
Do you own an iPod?
Yep
Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?
My MySpace top 8 is a little fucked up.
What time is your alarm clock set for?
I don't have an alarm wake up.
How many suitcases do you own?
One.
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Nope.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
Tesco's...?
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Bit of both, really.
What was the last movie you watched?
Bridges of Madison County - really good.
Do any of your friends have children?
Nope. Well, not that I know of.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
No.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
Nope.
What CD is currently in your CD player?
At the moment its Music, by Madonna.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate.
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yeah.
When was the last time someone hit on you?
Last weekend. He was hot.
What did you have for dinner?
Curry.
Do you wear hoodies often?
Not really.
Can you whistle?
Yup.
Have you ever participated in a protest?
Nope.
Who was the last person to call you?
Jane.
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
The Hulk was a blast.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I hope so.
What area code are you in right now?
Shrug.
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn’t?
How big is your local mall?
He-uge.
How many siblings do you have?
Just one. A brother.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Nope.
What is your biggest regret?
I haven't got any regrets, without sounding too cliche.
Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
No.
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
Last weekend.
What movie do you know every line to?
Titanic ;)
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yeah, never wear them. Special value.
When was your last plane ride?
The Summer, when I went to Newquay.
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Six.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
I don’t like salad. But I like mayonaise.
Do you read for fun?
Nope.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
I speak French. Je suis desole...
Do you do your own dishes?
Kind of.
What color is your bedroom painted?
White.
Have you ever cried in public?
A little.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop. Boring.
Which do you make: wishes or plans?
You can't plan if you don't have a wish.
Are you always trying to learn new things?
I guess.
Do you shower on a daily basis?
Yes.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I'd like to get my lip pierced, but my profession disallows it.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
Then we'd both be paying.
Can you skip rocks?
Yup.
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Nope.
What to snack on at the movie theatres?
Salted popcorn, all the way.
Who was your favorite teacher?
Mrs. Smith, my English teacher.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
Nope.
What is the weather like?
It's just grey.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Maybe?
Do you have an online journal?
Obviously.
What was your favorite class in high school?
English.
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
Yeah.
What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
Humour.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yeah.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Last weekend.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
Starbucks do drive-thru's?!
Do you like your living arrangement?
Definetly.
What is your mother's hometown?
Bristol.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
About...7 or 8.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
Never.
What was the last thing to scare you?
Thinking about my agent, and then she calls a minute later.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
Not really.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Once or twice.
What is your favorite fruit?
Apples.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Never.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
19.
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Yeah, I'm all capitals and things.
Do you believe in life on other planets?
Of course, you'd be ignorant not to.
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope.
Who was the last person to piss you off?
My best friend.
Do you believe that God has a gender?
I don't believe in God.
What was the last thing you ate?
A packet of chicken crisps.
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I get on better with the opposite.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
A cat.
How did your parents pick your name?
Ugh, long story - My mum was in a serious car accident when she was 7 or 8 months pregant with me. The doctor said she'd probably loose the baby, so ensues turmoil and chaos, loss and devestation. Anyway, turns out the baby was fine and here I am - they named me Matthew because that means 'the gift of God'.
Do you like mustard?
No.
What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"It could be a lot worse."
Would you ever sky dive?
Maybe, in the far future. If I was told I was going to die in a few weeks.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
All over.
Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
What's ebay? Jokes.
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
She can fuck off for all I care.
Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Who doesn't?
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
I 'unno.
Do you own a digital camera?
Yes.
Are your ticklish?
Insanely.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Awkward.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
Gosh, don't get me started. Aaron Carter, Nick Carter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Mcartney and... Andy Warhol.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
SO much.
Do you think you're attractive?
Well, duh.
What are you allergic to
I think egg.
Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Fine by me.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Sometimes.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Anna.
Did you ever celebrate "Pi Day" in school?
I haven't a clue what that is.