baby, why didn't you just get the champagne?? but no, instead you got the buzz of choice for scruffy homeless folk on sweaty gulf coast nights. you chose the "participant" ribbon over the gold medal place...whyyyyyy??? but at least you learned it tastes like ass to treat yourself in last. next time, step and dine!
ps- with one bottle of Olde English 800, you have in one fell swoop, regained the 12 pounds you lost...and bruised your lips on its jagged bottle lip =).
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That does deserve a celebration beer.
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i love wine after a stressful event finally being over
i will get my glass of wine come a few months
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but it tastes better than most malts
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it's like 1.19
WHICH MAKES IT AWESOME when you're in a pinch :P
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