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buonobuono_ooh

Vampires.

Nov 04, 2009 18:34

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unlucky_blood November 4 2009, 23:40:20 UTC

You're being stereotypical and grouping various breeds of vampires together.

Some of them turn by biting, some of them don't. Some of them are like mindless creatures, others are capable of societies amongst themselves.

Unless you're talking about a particular set then you won't get a concrete answer.

buonobuono_ooh November 4 2009, 23:42:50 UTC

I don't know anything about vampires, you cuntchip!

How can you tell which kind of vampire bit you?

unlucky_blood November 4 2009, 23:45:18 UTC

Clearly, if you're going to insult me then you can find out for yourself.

Mark off how many stereotypes it appears to follow. Weakness to crosses, holy water, sunlight. Transformation through biting. Alternative sleeping patterns.

...Granted, if you were transformed by the appropriately linked method, it would be instantaneous.

buonobuono_ooh November 4 2009, 23:47:09 UTC

Go fuck yourself.

What if I didn't even know she was a vampire before she bit...my friend?!

There might be a delayed response!

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canardcanardoie November 4 2009, 23:57:04 UTC

If you 'ave a big gun, you don't 'ave to be afraid of zem.

And as far as I know, if you get bitten, you become one.

buonobuono_ooh November 4 2009, 23:58:09 UTC

DOES THAT MEAN I'M A VAMPIRE NOW?!

buonobuono_ooh November 4 2009, 23:58:22 UTC

I mean. My friend? Is my friend a vampire?

canardcanardoie November 4 2009, 23:59:55 UTC

Oui! I feel sorry for your friend. I 'ave to kill him now!

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doubleppk November 5 2009, 00:00:14 UTC

Hm. Depends on if they wanted to turn you into one I guess. Lupin's been a vampire but I got bit and wasn't turned into one.

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 00:01:42 UTC

My friend was kind of hoping he was immune to being a vampire or that maybe he had a mild case of Vampireitis.

Glad to see that you weren't turned into one though!

doubleppk November 5 2009, 00:03:16 UTC

People can be changed back so it's not incurable or anything.

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 00:05:43 UTC

...I've never heard that before.

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bloodiedlove November 5 2009, 00:06:11 UTC

I don't think you can be turn into one after being bitten..

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 00:06:52 UTC

Who the fuck are all you people?

bloodiedlove November 5 2009, 00:08:52 UTC

Oh, um, you could call me a vampire?

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 00:09:28 UTC

LGKSJLlksdjg YOU ARE?!

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el_tomatino November 5 2009, 00:06:36 UTC

Don't be silly, Lovi~ There's no such thing as vampires! You sound like that crazy Inglaterra.

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 00:07:17 UTC

Are you sure, Spain?

el_tomatino November 5 2009, 00:57:07 UTC

Completely! It's not like you can't eat garlic or things like that, right?

buonobuono_ooh November 5 2009, 01:03:30 UTC

I put garlic on everything.

Though my stomach's kind of hurting now so maybe THAT is why.

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