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[buonobuono_ooh]

Holy shit, this is the best fucking island ever.

My only problem is not being able to find a men's room.

Comments

[halcyon_bite]

May I ask what sort of island this is, Lovino-san?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Of course you may. Heaven on earth. You should come visit.

[halcyon_bite]

Heaven on Earth?

Why must I visit this island?

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'd like every beautiful lady to join me here!

[heartofstone22]

Five meter tall women? They probably think you're a little boy.

[buonobuono_ooh]

You would like that, wouldn't you, you fucking pedophile.

[heartofstone22]

WHAT?! Lovi, I'm not a pedophile and that doesn't even make any sense!

[drunkonoranges]

Michiko said you are.

[black_hat_cat]

I don't think I understand the advantage of giant women over regular-sized women.

[buonobuono_ooh]

It doesn't matter how big they are. They're still women.

[black_hat_cat]

Well, I doubt you're going to get very far with any of them.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'm already their GOD. How much further do I have to get?

[chameleongun]

I'm so glad you're enjoying yourself, Patria.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'm relocating Italy here.

[chameleongun]

That could take some doing.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Well, I AM Italy so it shouldn't be TOO hard.

[bellabelgium]

...you two are in SO much trouble.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

Belgium!

[bellabelgium]

Oh. So NOW you remember me.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...how are you?