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[buonobuono_ooh]

...the Island of Beautiful Women didn't work out. It's not like they weren't beautiful enough or anything. Quite the opposite! They were TOO beautiful! That's right! TOO BEAUTIFUL and they liked us TOO much so we had to leave! alkdsgjalksdgjalskgjl

Comments

[serving_love]

...There is no such thing as women who are TOO beautiful and who like you TOO MUCH - what the hell, man??!

[buonobuono_ooh]

Shut the hell up! They were very kind and very lovely but they moved too fast! And were too big.

[serving_love]

..........Still failing to see the problem!!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

lasjlgkajslg

What the hell?! While I was there, everyone was telling me to get the fuck off the island and now that I'm OFF, everyone's calling me crazy!

[deadgirldropout]

Too beautiful?

Good luck with your toilet.

Are there polar bears?

[buonobuono_ooh]

I have that problem with a lot of women.

...thanks.

LKDGJLS I HOPE NOT!

[deadgirldropout]

You do?

No problem.

Polar bears are awesome.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Yes. They frequently are too beautiful for my tastes and I have to let them go.

I've never met one before but I'll let you know, for sure!

[pizzeriagermany]

You're in Iceland?

[buonobuono_ooh]

VENEZIANO, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMMENTING TO THAT MACHO POTATO IN MY JOURNAL?!

[pizzeriagermany]

That I need to comment to you twice as many times?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Yes. And your threads have to be about how much he sucks.

[history_pirate]

I figured there would be a catch.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

Most people did. You're too smart, bella.

[history_pirate]

At least you'll have your memories.

[buonobuono_ooh]

And what beautiful memories they are!

[bakudan_shounen]

Why is the boat huge? Were the women giants or something?

[buonobuono_ooh]

EASILY over five meters tall.

[bakudan_shounen]

Damn!

How many of them were there?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Let's see. There was Tung, Gronk...

WAY too many to count!