CHIGI!

[buonobuono_ooh]

Being a pirate is fucking badass. I do what a want, sleep for half the day and eat food

Comments

[el_tomatino]

It's nothing like that, Lovi!!!!!!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

I turn my back on you for ONE MINUTE and you turn yourself into a damn WANTED CRIMINAL!

[el_tomatino]

It's a mistake!! I didn't do anything!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

What are you wanted for?

[bellabelgium]

Lack of beautiful women?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Besides you of course, Bellissima.

[bellabelgium]

That's more like it.

I don't know where they got that picture from.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I would be lying if I said you weren't beautiful.

That fucking douchenugget. That's an old picture too.

[sanctus_memoria]

An Italian? Oh! Y-You're a pirate then?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Si, Bellissima. Are you Italian too?

I do what I want because a pirate is free.

[sanctus_memoria]

Afraid I'm Chinese, but I lived in Italy.

I see. I hope you have lots of fun then.

[buonobuono_ooh]

What part of Italy? Parla italiano?

I've met a lot of wonderful ladies.

[teatime_bitch]

I want in on this.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Go to hell, cockmagnet! Stop trying to steal my awesome ideas!

[teatime_bitch]

I was simply waiting to see if they'd raise the bloody bounty before I moved in on him. But if you're going to be so hasty I at least want to be around to watch.

[buonobuono_ooh]

So you're not trying to take away my beautiful ladies?

[warriorothesea]

...YOU'RE the kid in that picture?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Needlenose!

...yeah. So? Is that a problem?

[warriorothesea]

Uh. It's Usopp.

...m-maybe I have the wrong guy. Are you South Italy?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Would you prefer Needledick?

Well, I'm not the Queen of England.