My boyfriend is talking to me, right now.. at this very second. and Im' not listening to him- at all. . even a little bit.. He's talking about computer stuff- he thinks i'm genuinely interested.. I couldn't care less.

He could be talking about his grandmother's upcoming enema schedule and I'd probably be more interested than I am now.

wait wait, he' ( Read more... )

FRICK... My paycheque fucked up and I am screwed financially... like SCREWED ( Read more... )

I am unemployed.  And I love it...  Is that bad?

I think I'm going to love it less when I stop getting paycheques... but for now.

It's delish

I'm at work right now.. It's the middle of tax season.. We're le busy ( Read more... )

apparently.. when I went balls in, and told all the people that treat me badly to 'fuck off and die.. slowly... preferably while on fire".. they all got together and had various pow-wow's about how I'm the crazy one.

No, No.. You just all happen to be douchebags.

end angst.

An open letter to my future children.

I have a few things to tell you. They are important, so listen carefully.

-  Table manners are everything.  In my twenties I dated a man who didn't chew with his mouth closed, it cause a lot of issues.  Listen when I tell you to eat slowly and close your mouth.

- Say "Thank you"  for everything.  Those small ( Read more... )

I have this overwhelming urge to e-mail a couple of people.. and just tell them how much I miss them ( Read more... )

If I don't kill someone today, it will be a miracle.

You never know what you're going to get ( Read more... )

It's 3:43 and he's not here yet.