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[burebure_tcher]

Spring is giving way to summer. Truly, this is the time of the year where hopelessness reaches its maximum potential. Without a doubt, the best time for someone as worthless as me to commit suicide

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[lololwhat]

Ahaha! I like summer! :)

So you've joined the kid's game too! Nice to be playing with you, mister! :)

[burebure_tcher]

Summer is filled with crushed hopes, but I suppose you're too young to have experienced its true horror.

...A game?

[lololwhat]

I've only had crushed ice! Haha! :)

Ahaha, yeah! It almost feels likes it's real sometimes though! Intense! :)

[burebure_tcher]

He didn't seem to think it was a game.

[heyheywhat]

You? Vongola? Tch. It's going to hell.

[burebure_tcher]

I'd rather go to Heaven, if such thing exists.

[heyheywhat]

Obviously you're an idiot.

[burebure_tcher]

T-THAT'S COMPLETLY UNCALLED FOR!

[ring_thebells]

I thought winter was the season of depression.

[burebure_tcher]

Of course not! Summer is the season where all dreams go to die! All short-term goals are set and never met by summer!

The desire to lose weight and look good for the beach? It ends up with gaining even more weight!

Aiming to achieve better marks? You'll usually end up in summer school!

Working extra hard to get money for a summer trip? You'll just get more work dumped on to you by the time of your trip!

I'M IN DESPAIR!! THE HOPELESSNESS OF SUMMER HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!

[ring_thebells]

...Well, at least it's warm.

[burebure_tcher]

That just means there is more sweat going around than needed.

[wisdomofagod]

Do you really need help committing suicide?

[burebure_tcher]

I want to make sure the job is done in a throughout way.

[wisdomofagod]

Just disembowel yourself. You can't fail that way.

[burebure_tcher]

T-That's... I'd rather do it in a less violent way!

[babyincharge]

Welcome.

[burebure_tcher]

Thank you, baby. I hope my job can be done swiftly and quickly.